German Pat, German Pat, German Pat wears a red and white hat. He stops others scoring, He'll nick your sunbed in the morning, He's our favourite German at the back.
We'll probably not capable of a second verse but you could have:
German Pat, German Pat, Makes other strikers look like twats When he plays we're winning, He gets our quite fans signing He wears sandals and socks together / he even has a sense of humour.
Maybe a variation of the jorge Costa song but with "he comes from Germany, he'll break your effing knee"
Do you really imagine the Covered End will sing "effing". They'll change that to "fucking" every day of the week (though probably mostly Satudays and Tuesdays).
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Paddy Paddy Paddy Paddy Paddy Bauer
He comes from Germany
But we have put aside a century of anti German feeling in the spirit of reconciliation
Patrick Bauer woh oh oh
He bailed out the Greeks
He bailed out the Greeks
Patrick Bauer
He bailed out the Greeks.
Patrick Bauer ooooh!
German Pat,
German Pat,
German Pat with his red and white hat
German Pat,
German Pat wears a red and white hat.
He stops others scoring,
He'll nick your sunbed in the morning,
He's our favourite German at the back.
We'll probably not capable of a second verse but you could have:
German Pat,
German Pat,
Makes other strikers look like twats
When he plays we're winning,
He gets our quite fans signing
He wears sandals and socks together / he even has a sense of humour.