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Patrick Bauer Songs

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  • Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere, but we've got to get this on the halftime playlist at the valley, no idea how we'd sing it though.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=otqcKT1pwqs
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Maybe a variation of the jorge Costa song but with "he comes from Germany, he'll break your effing knee"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Oh Paddy Paddy
    Paddy Paddy Paddy Paddy Paddy Bauer

    He comes from Germany
    But we have put aside a century of anti German feeling in the spirit of reconciliation
    Patrick Bauer woh oh oh

    He bailed out the Greeks
    He bailed out the Greeks
    Patrick Bauer
    He bailed out the Greeks.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194

    Oh Paddy Paddy
    Paddy Paddy Paddy Paddy Paddy Bauer

    He comes from Germany
    But we have put aside a century of anti German feeling in the spirit of reconciliation
    Patrick Bauer woh oh oh

    He bailed out the Greeks
    He bailed out the Greeks
    Patrick Bauer
    He bailed out the Greeks.

    These three plus 'Better than Jack' and I think we're there. He'd better not be shit now.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    I know footballers don't have slogans, but if they did his would be 'Paddy Bauer - we hear you!'.
  • SheedyCAFC
    SheedyCAFC Posts: 1,244
    Patrick Bauer baby,
    Patrick Bauer ooooh!
  • I havent been able to get this out of my head since I read it a couple days ago.

    German Pat,
    German Pat,
    German Pat with his red and white hat
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    German Pat,
    German Pat,
    German Pat wears a red and white hat.
    He stops others scoring,
    He'll nick your sunbed in the morning,
    He's our favourite German at the back.

    We'll probably not capable of a second verse but you could have:

    German Pat,
    German Pat,
    Makes other strikers look like twats
    When he plays we're winning,
    He gets our quite fans signing
    He wears sandals and socks together / he even has a sense of humour.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    The day we start signing postman pat remixes will be the day the clubs soul leaves this earth.
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    McBobbin said:

    Maybe a variation of the jorge Costa song but with "he comes from Germany, he'll break your effing knee"

    Do you really imagine the Covered End will sing "effing". They'll change that to "fucking" every day of the week (though probably mostly Satudays and Tuesdays).
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999

    The day we start signing postman pat remixes will be the day the clubs soul leaves this earth.

    I'd rather that all day long than the usual boring, copycat ones we muster.