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Lee Nelson (Comedian)

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  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2015
    Well done son!.

    Blatter looked upset because there were no brown paper bags, and he normally gets his money handed over more subtly in underground car parks after midnight.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    He's a proper helmet but that is quality
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,235
    Dennis Pennis from 20 years ago.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I believe FIFA have a BILLION dollars in the bank, which Latter describes as 'reserves'.
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,484
    seth plum said:

    I believe FIFA have a BILLION dollars in the bank, which Latter describes as 'reserves'.

    I think you missed "his" out of your post, it should be the penultimate word.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Clem_Snide said:

    Can someone amend the title to this please. Something more realistic is required.

    Lee Nelson (unfunny twat) should suffice.

    Totally agree on that but I like some of the things that Simon does outside of the Lee Nelson character.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    North Lower Neil said:

    It's a bit sad and desperate - no one finds your 'comedy' funny so take to invading other people's gigs, TV shows etc for publicity.

    Disagree totally, if it was for personal gain maybe, however this and the money shower pic have gone viral, and anything that shows Blatter up no matter how trivial to some, is a bloody good thing.
    I wish the shit of a thousand camels would fall on Sepp Blaters face.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,103
    shirty5 said:

    Dennis Pennis from 20 years ago.

    Indeed very dated act, however, that was superb!

  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Blatter bleats for 'his' security, not FIFA's security, not security security, but his effing security to come to his aid, at that moment he doesn't give a mouse's bollock for anybody else in the venue.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2015
    seth plum said:

    Blatter bleats for 'his' security, not FIFA's security, not security security, but his effing security to come to his aid, at that moment he doesn't give a mouse's bollock for anybody else in the venue.

    You are not totally suprised that looking after number one is a feature of old Seppis personality are you? I think we should just be glad that he didnt get everyone shot!.

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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,744
    Greenie said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    It's a bit sad and desperate - no one finds your 'comedy' funny so take to invading other people's gigs, TV shows etc for publicity.


    I wish the shit of a thousand camels would fall on Sepp Blaters face.
    My favourite Bedouine blessing ever!
  • SEFREE
    SEFREE Posts: 103
    North Lower Neil said:

    It's a bit sad and desperate - no one finds your 'comedy' funny so take to invading other people's gigs, TV shows etc for publicity.

    oh i dont know. his scoouse footballer is amusing enough.

    its a basic but fun stunt.
  • finnysmalls
    finnysmalls Posts: 19
    I'm one who don't mind most of Lee nelsons stuff and this is just priceless if u ask me he has done something that everyone would like to do to that greedy twat .
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    I have an irrational dislike for the man, but cannot put my finger on why. This results in me getting annoyed with myself when I laugh at any of his stuff - which is becomming more frequent.
  • Addickforlife
    Addickforlife Posts: 2,101
    Don't normally care for him, but this is absolute quality
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    edited July 2015
    Exiled_Addick said:

    Someone should climb on stage with Lee Nelson and chuck a joke book at him.

    This. How would he like it if someone interrupted his show? Seems to be lining himself up here.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,791
    The_President said:

    Exiled_Addick said:

    Someone should climb on stage with Lee Nelson and chuck a joke book at him.

    This. How would he like it if someone interrupted his show? Seems to be lining himself up here.
    That would be funny actually. But, to be honest and regardless of whether you find him funny or not, I think people underestimate his intelligence. That is, after all, part of his act. I'd be extremely surprised if he hasn't thought about that possibility and how to deal with it onstage. I'd be more inclined to think he's looking forward to that day than that he's lining himself up for a fall.
  • jdsd42
    jdsd42 Posts: 1,498
    excellent ....
  • superchrissypowell
    superchrissypowell Posts: 693
    He is a qualified Doctor I believe!

    I thought this was brilliant, Sepp was clearly really fucked off, makes it even funnier.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,654
    Being charged with trespass.

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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,791
    guinnessaddick said:

    Being charged with trespass.

    I doubt he's too bothered about that.
    Plead guilty, production company pays fine, come home, reap rewards of publicity.
    Job done.
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Exiled_Addick said:

    Someone should climb on stage with Lee Nelson and chuck a joke book at him.

    That's funnier than everything else Lee Nelson has ever said or done.

    Whatever his name is should now quit he has finally been funny, up to now he has consistently been as funny as an untreated dose of thrush - not serious but really really irritating

  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    SEFREE said:

    North Lower Neil said:



    its a basic but fun stunt.

    that's gotta be rhyming slang for "comedian Lee Nelson"
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    guinnessaddick said:

    Being charged with trespass.

    Bundle of laughs the Swiss. Arseholes.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,853
    cfgs said:

    Fair play to him, it may be a stunt but someone should have done that a long time ago.

    They did. Apart from "stunt" it was for real, and the dollar bills were 100s, and the people doing it were in robes.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    Was never a fan of Lee Nelson until I saw him at a charity gig. It was organised by a mutual friend and he's pretty much only got about 20 people to come in a venue that held a couple of hundred. To say it was awkward is an understatement.

    The woman (Holly) from Red Dwarf came on and was an utter dick about the situation despite still getting paid and having an audience. Was quite rude behind the scenes too - obviously trying to initiate a new career.

    What made Lee Nelson a bit different is that he made his act very intimate and was able to quickly adapt to the situation. He asked everyone to sit closer together near the front so he could just sit on the edge of the stage having a casual chat, which is largely the best format for his comedy.

    I then saw him on NYE at Up The Creek and he was pretty good there too.

    I didn't think I'd like him and his "stupid act", but actually it had me in stitches surprisingly. I've never seen his TV stuff though.
    lordromford said:

    The_President said:

    Exiled_Addick said:

    Someone should climb on stage with Lee Nelson and chuck a joke book at him.

    This. How would he like it if someone interrupted his show? Seems to be lining himself up here.
    That would be funny actually. But, to be honest and regardless of whether you find him funny or not, I think people underestimate his intelligence. That is, after all, part of his act. I'd be extremely surprised if he hasn't thought about that possibility and how to deal with it onstage. I'd be more inclined to think he's looking forward to that day than that he's lining himself up for a fall.
    He is a trained doctor after all if I remember rightly.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Saw him do an unannounced warm up gig at the comedy store. Much funnier than I remembered, though I was steaming drunk

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