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Frontline9Frontline9
in General Charlton
Obviousy tomorrow will be a long day on the piss and I'll need battery on the blower, do you think I'll be allowed to take an iphone plug into the ground with me? Can't be assed with someone telling me I gotta lose it

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    SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    You'll will be fine as long as you keep it in a pencil case with your other nik-naks.
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    EastStandEastStand
    I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

    The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

    1 knife
    4 hip flasks of tia maria
    2 pints of milk
    1 flare
    1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
    2 kittens
    and a tea towel.

    What are my chances?
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    SpanishSpanish
    Buy a mobile battery charger. Anker are great...
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    Arsed!

    I'd give them a bell. I now have visions of an iPhone charger being swung over your head lasso style and being launched at the home dug out.
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    EastStandEastStand
    Curb_It said:

    Arsed!

    I'd give them a bell. I now have visions of an iPhone charger being swung over your head lasso style and being launched at the home dug out.

    BUT WITH BLADES SELLOTAPED TO THE PLUG.
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    EastStand said:

    I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

    The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

    1 knife
    4 hip flasks of tia maria
    2 pints of milk
    1 flare
    1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
    2 kittens
    and a tea towel.

    What are my chances?

    You'll be thrown into a cell, for the two pints of milk, if it was in litres, they would let you go.
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    cashncarrycashncarry
    EastStand said:

    I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

    The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

    1 knife
    4 hip flasks of tia maria
    2 pints of milk
    1 flare
    1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
    2 kittens
    and a tea towel.

    What are my chances?

    wrap them all in your blanket , late september nights can be chilly
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    EastStandEastStand
    I don't have one. Just a single, thin duvet I bought from Sainsbury's.

    I could paint a tartan pattern onto it?
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    Have you been drinking Eaststand? :-)
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    EastStandEastStand
    Curb_It said:

    Have you been drinking Eaststand? :-)

    I think it's just the nervous excitement for tomorrow!
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    RaplhMilneRaplhMilne
    EastStand said:

    I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

    The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

    1 knife
    4 hip flasks of tia maria
    2 pints of milk
    1 flare
    1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
    2 kittens
    and a tea towel.

    What are my chances?

    If all packed in a tartan shopping trolley, then no problem.
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    markmc68markmc68
    So a pencil case will be a no no ?
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    PL54PL54
    markmc68 said:

    So a pencil case will be a no no ?

    Only if you haven't got a fire certificate for it
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