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Chris Solly's song needs rewriting

cafcfan
cafcfan Posts: 11,198
in General Charlton
"Better than John Terry" no longer cuts the mustard.

There's road kill out there that's better than Terry.

Any good alternatives?

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  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,236
    Always hated the song. Terry is a centre half and an utter tosser. Solly is neither.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited October 2015
    Fair point, how about this;

    'Chris Solly, Solly
    The best right back for me
    Since Johnny Humphrey
    Chris Solly, Solly'

    I thank you :wink:
  • wmcf123
    wmcf123 Posts: 5,824
    cafcfan said:

    "Better than John Terry" no longer cuts the mustard.

    There's road kill out there that's better than Terry.

    Any good alternatives?

    Agreed. We all remember a 35 year old Di Canio running rings around young Terry on boxing day '03. He's been extraordinarily lucky through most of his career to be surrounded by good, quick defenders and diligent defensive midfielders (Desailly, Gallas, Carvahlo, Makelele, Matic etc). When he has none of those benefits, he looks like a carthorse.
  • Bolderhumphreyreid
    Bolderhumphreyreid Posts: 2,553
    He's better than an ice lolly.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,729
    but he isn't 5ft 3 either. Leave it as is.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,651
    He's better than Les Berry.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,729
    I am better than Les Berry!
  • covered_end_junior
    covered_end_junior Posts: 4,522
    Better than Kompany.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    covered end junior said:

    Better than Kompany.

    I think we might have a winner!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    I always sing 'he's got a dodgy knee'
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    AFKABartram said:

    I always sing 'he's got a dodgy knee'

    Chris Solly, Solly
    He's got a dodgy knee
    He's gone down again you see
    Chris Solly, Solly
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,171
    AFKABartram said:

    I always sing 'he's got a dodgy knee'

    'Chris Solly, 5ft3, dodgy knee'

    Are you his doctor?
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    He can only play on a Saturdee...
  • LiveByTheSword
    LiveByTheSword Posts: 117
    Chris Solly Solly
    Score a goal for me
    To get rid of this apathy
    Chri Solly Solly
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    He's better than John Akinde
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Chis Solly, Solly
    He loves the kariokeeee
    Bohemian Rhapsody
    He sings majestically
  • Richard J
    Richard J Posts: 8,033
    ForeverAddickted said:

    AFKABartram said:

    I always sing 'he's got a dodgy knee'

    Chris Solly, Solly
    He's got a dodgy knee
    He's gone down again you see
    Chris Solly, Solly
    Of course the song was always a cover version of Spurs' Ledlley Ledlley song. They said ' He's only got one knee'.
  • SheedyCAFC
    SheedyCAFC Posts: 1,245
    Bolderhumphreyreid said:

    He's better than an ice lolly.

    I hope I'm not the only one singing this
  • SheedyCAFC
    SheedyCAFC Posts: 1,245
    Chris Solly Solly
    He doesn't like broccolli
    He's more keen on the colly
    Chris Solly Solly
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,270
    Chris Solly Solly
    He's only 5'3"
    Over-rated by many
    Chris Solly Solly
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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,336
    Chris Solly Solly
    He's not 5' 9"
    He's better than Nathaniel Clyne
    Chris Solly Solly

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