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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,423

    What happens if it rains?

    They wheel out this beauty.....
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  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Breaking news from The Valley.....two Millwall Fans have been caught red handed after breaking into the stadium & attempting to make off with the sofa.

    Police sources said "just a bit of extra thought at the planning stage & the dozy tw@ts would have got away with it!"

    https://youtu.be/pAQlEWqwnaA
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    Well they certainly seem to be enjoying the sofa experience!
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited October 2015
    Oakster said:

    Breaking news from The Valley.....two Millwall Fans have been caught red handed after breaking into the stadium & attempting to make off with the sofa.

    Police sources said "just a bit of extra thought at the planning stage & the dozy tw@ts would have got away with it!"

    https://youtu.be/pAQlEWqwnaA

    Im suprised they never thought about using the sunroof.

    DFS never really thought through the whole buy a sofa get a Skoda promo deal did they?
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    That microphone audio is awful, who the hell is the sound engineer, Helen Keller?
  • kentred2
    kentred2 Posts: 2,341
    I hope they don't play any of the Dr Who theme tune; you will never get 9000 behind that sofa.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167

    How do you get picked? Can't believe it is at random as all very 'safe' choices so far.

    Is it a bit of a 'who you know' carve up?

    He's a friend of Chirpy.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,812
    Oakster said:

    Breaking news from The Valley.....two Millwall Fans have been caught red handed after breaking into the stadium & attempting to make off with the sofa.

    Police sources said "just a bit of extra thought at the planning stage & the dozy tw@ts would have got away with it!"

    https://youtu.be/pAQlEWqwnaA

    I started chuckling at this, but then I noticed the little girl playing with a ball. When she lost control of it, it bounced into the road and she followed it. And not one of the three moronic adults even seemed to notice. At this point, the video stopped being funny.
    A bit later, the even smaller child is wandering around underneath the sofa that is hanging precipitously from the car.
    For fuck's sake, if you can't be bothered to keep your kids safe, hand them in to social services you pricks.

    Sorry for the sense of humour bypass, but this fucking enrages me.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,856
    Riviera said:

    How do you get picked? Can't believe it is at random as all very 'safe' choices so far.

    Is it a bit of a 'who you know' carve up?

    He's a friend of Chirpy.
    And the sofa is seen as a punishment for being one.

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  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,455
    Just out of interest, are there any restrictions as to what you can take with you to sit on the fan sofa?
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,856
    aliwibble said:

    Just out of interest, are there any restrictions as to what you can take with you to sit on the fan sofa?

    No more than what you can take to the stands. There are, however, restrictions as to what you can do i.e. jump on top of the players when we score!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,261

    aliwibble said:

    Just out of interest, are there any restrictions as to what you can take with you to sit on the fan sofa?

    No more than what you can take to the stands. There are, however, restrictions as to what you can do i.e. jump on top of the players when we score!
    Chance would be a fine thing
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,856
    I wouldn't mind but, every time Brentford scored, the steward would stand in front of us just in case we wanted to protest - or join in their celebrations!
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,059
    When this regime finally leave I genuinely hope that sofa is ceremoniously burned in the west stand car park, that's when we'll know this nightmare is really over.
  • Can't guy take it with him as a valley memento.
  • Can we try and find out who is on the sofa for the Ipswich game?

    Surely they'll get a bit of tv time, so could be a great opportunity to have some form of t-shirt/scarf/flag etc to show our disdain for Roland.
  • aliwibble said:

    Just out of interest, are there any restrictions as to what you can take with you to sit on the fan sofa?

    when we score!
    lol, good one.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,040
    edited October 2015
    If it was possible I'd like to shove that sofa right up RD's arse.

    Even if it's not possible I'd give it a good go.
  • SheedyCAFC
    SheedyCAFC Posts: 1,250
    The sofa has cursed us

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  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,455

    Can we try and find out who is on the sofa for the Ipswich game?

    Surely they'll get a bit of tv time, so could be a great opportunity to have some form of t-shirt/scarf/flag etc to show our disdain for Roland.

    That was why I was wondering :-)
  • They might as well give it the the away keeper, not sure what they do during a game.
  • se9addick said:

    When this regime finally leave I genuinely hope that sofa is ceremoniously burned in the west stand car park, that's when we'll know this nightmare is really over.

    And, thereby, is the problem. Health & Safety will ensure that the sofa has the best in fire retardants. When the regime finally leave, we'll have a damaged club and a damaged sofa in the West Stand car park.
  • Can we at least use it at the valley to block our goal line, could be the 12th man.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,707
    edited October 2015

    Can we at least use it at the valley to block our goal line, could be the 12th man.

    Not sure it will pass the CL height test, unless you turn it on its end.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,059
    Gone, gone, thank God almighty the sofa's gone !
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,006
    Should have put it on a bonfire for Guy Fawkes
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717
    edited November 2015
    se9addick said:

    Gone, gone, thank God almighty the sofa's gone !

    Ah, this must be the change of direction that people were on about!
  • I suspect that it's only because it's been raining that it's not making an appearance today ;-(
  • CAFCdamo
    CAFCdamo Posts: 1,692

    I suspect that it's only because it's been raining that it's not making an appearance today ;-(

    It's been out when it's rained before. Even had a stupid little rood thing.