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A little bit of fun...The rhyming thread.

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  • Zippy and Bungle were in the jungle having a bit of fun,
    Zippy got silly and pulled out his willy and stuck it up Bungles bum.
  • Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the bitch got a bone of her own!
  • There once was a woman born in 1981
    Who started a rhyming thread and said it'd be fun
    No one else thought so and we started to cringe
    So please moderators sink this thread to the bin
  • There once was bloke named Tom
    Who dropped A very big bomb
    It blew in is face
    He flew into space
    And that was the end of Tom.
  • Sadie and Tom sitting in a tree
    K - I - S - S - I - N - G
  • There is a man known as Duchatelet
    Who bought a club, because of financial fair play.
    But the scheme was dropped, so off he hopped,
    And now he has nothing to say.

    But Katrien Meire says to have no fear,
    Because there are some plans,
    It’s just that they’ve faltered, (but they won’t be altered)
    Just because of the fans.

    With spotty faced youths and cheap foreign imports,
    We’ll live and survive the day,
    But the excitement has gone, so I want prolong,
    I’ll just bid ye farewell … and be on my way.
  • That's awful especially as you have a name that could easily be a poets.
  • There was a young man from Nantucket,
    Who was sure he would soon kick the bucket,
    But his doctor said "No,
    You're not ready to go",
    So the young man got on with the rest of his life and chose not to worry so much
  • The boy sat on the burning deck,
    His oar jammed in the rollocks,
    Smoke and flames rose all around,
    So he dove over the side and swam away
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  • Dazzler21 said:

    That's awful especially as you have a name that could easily be a poets.

    Are you Simon Cowell in disguise? You have completely crushed me there. My pen has been returned to the pencil case, zipped up and put away - you'll get no more poetry from me.
  • Roses are Red...
    Violets are Blue.
    Its ME who luvs Lucy
    And not any of you!!
  • Roses are Red...
    Violets are Blue.
    Its ME who luvs Lucy
    And not any of you!!

    roses are red
    Lucy belongs to you
    but when I met her
    I slung it in her poo
  • roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm shit at poems
    Lucy has nice tits

  • A mad Belgian man called rich Roly
    Thought football was played far too slowly
    He told the coach of his need
    To see attacks at high speed
    And never to play with a goaly.
  • Roses are Red...
    Violets are Blue.
    Its ME who luvs Lucy
    And not any of you!!

    roses are red
    Lucy belongs to you
    but when I met her
    I slung it in her poo
    Was standing there... All proud of myself and then along comes @CAFCDave123 like this...

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  • I've got a little tip for Guy
    With Charlton on the slide
    November 5th is coming soon
    Go crawl away and hide
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill
    They never went back to the Valley
    Until the regime leaves the scene
    Neither will Aunt Sally
  • Aged rat duchatelet
    took proud Charlton's club to play.
    He hired a liar,
    Adding fuel to the fire.
    Now fans wish they'd both just go away and crawl back under their stones like the lice they are.

    not sure that scans if I'm honest, ho hum...
  • There was a man called Slade
    Who knows how much he gets paid?
    Hired by a liar, but until we find a buyer, we're stuck with a man who was employed by Vincent Tan.


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  • There was a man called Slade
    Who knows how much he gets paid?
    Hired by a liar, but until we find a buyer, we're stuck with a man who was employed by Vincent Tan.


    Mmmmmm, I would stick to the jokes :smile:
  • There was a man called Slade
    Who knows how much he gets paid?
    Hired by a liar, but until we find a buyer, we're stuck with a man who was employed by Vincent Tan.


    There once was a posted named Otto
    Who was rather shite at rhyming!!
  • There was a young bard from Japan
    Whose limericks never would scan
    When asked why it was
    He said "It's because
    I always mess it up at the end by trying to stuff as many words into the last line as I possibly can."
  • edited June 2016

    There was a man called Slade
    Who knows how much he gets paid?
    Hired by a liar, but until we find a buyer, we're stuck with a man who was employed by Vincent Tan.


    Mmmmmm, I would stick to the jokes :smile:

    There was a man called Slade
    Who knows how much he gets paid?
    Hired by a liar, but until we find a buyer, we're stuck with a man who was employed by Vincent Tan.


    There once was a posted named Otto
    Who was rather shite at rhyming!!
    I think you could both have a point.

    But thanks for the encouragement though :smiley:
  • There was a young woman in Bude,
    Who would dance on the stage in the nude.
    A chap at the back
    Yelled out "Can I smell crack?"
    Which we all hoped was a drugs reference or this limerick has just got unnecessarily coarse, which wouldn't do at all.
  • There was a young lady called Myrtle
    Who had an affair with a turtle
    And what's more abominable
    A swelling abdominal
    Proved to Myrtle, the turtle, was fertile.
  • The boys in red and white
    With the club run by a woman of spite
    Try their limited best
    While the manager, Slade, tries to take it on the chest

    His chest slips
    Making a move towards his hips
    He plays the boys
    After repeated losses he announces we are nothing but toys
    Of the regime.
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