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Charlton Rhyming Slang

Exiled_AddickExiled_Addick
edited October 2015 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Following on from Stephen Henderson (presumably) coining Bob Bolder as slang for shoulder, I thought it might be fun to try and come up with some other Charlton Rhyming Slangs.

A couple to get started:

"I got so drunk down the pub the other night, I fell off me Gary Poole and banged me Zheng Zhi."
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Sure you hadn't been smoking too much Jimmy (Seed)?, that can send you a bit David (Mooney)
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    You calling me a John Fryer? You better apologise in a Richard Murray
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    LouisMendLouisMend
    We've been doing these on Twitter all afternoon for Charlton Live on Sunday - any good ones that come up on here I will unashamedly borrow for the show too.
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    MacronateMacronate
    great thread, in fact it deserves a Dean Kiely :smiley:
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    TelMc32TelMc32
    Just hoping to see a win tomorrow night and not see the team having a Katrien!!
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    Charlton_StuCharlton_Stu
    If we don't win tomorrow reckon Guy Luzon will be gone for a (Deon) Burton.
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    tom_ktom_k
    Going to the doctors as i've got a case of the Martin Pringles
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    TelMc32TelMc32
    Charlton_Stu said:

    If we don't win tomorrow reckon Guy Luzon will be gone for a (Deon) Burton.

    But if we do, we'll all be feeling a lot more Stuart Balmer and a lot less Steve Brown.
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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    An obvious one, but that Pardew is a right Andy Hunt.
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    StigStig
    I'm going by Naby (Sarr) tomorrow, but real Charlton fans will let the Hogan (ephraim) take the strain.
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    EastTerraceEastTerrace
    Lend us a Ronnie (or as some would say borrow us a Ronnie)
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    edited October 2015
    killerandflash said:

    We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales

    Youll end up jesper blomkvist
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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    McBobbin said:

    killerandflash said:

    We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales

    Youll end up jesper blomkvist
    Jesper Blomkvist as a Paul Hart

    After that many Derek Hales, I'll probably be producing a few Paul Harts the next day...
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    BPhasnohairBPhasnohair
    I am going to play with my Kevin Lisbie
    Can only find 1 Keith Peacock
    How many of you live in Darren Bent
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    cashncarrycashncarry
    My Jimmy Giles are giving me gip. I'm not looking forward to having. Danny Shittu
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    MacronateMacronate
    edited October 2015
    LouisMend said:

    We've been doing these on Twitter all afternoon for Charlton Live on Sunday - any good ones that come up on here I will unashamedly borrow for the show too.

    you can't do that you thieving Andy Hunt.

    bet you don't use this one on the show.
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    HartleypeteHartleypete
    edited October 2015
    In Essex tomorrow so will jump on the Woolwich Les Berry to get to the game.
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    RedskinRedskin
    Self - pitying twat, he's really playing the Harry (Arter - martyr)

    I'm sorry, that seat's Paul Bacon - taken

    Eurrgghh, thats Gary (Breen - obscene)
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    I'm working late tomorrow so a bit disappointed were not on the Morgan Fox
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    The lager in the ground is Steve Gritt, shame they dont sell mark kinsella
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    HartleypeteHartleypete
    If we don't win tomorrow Luzon might be using a Nick Pope.
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    Next time Millwall come down the Valley, I reckon we're in for a bit of an Eddie Firmani.

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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    man_at_milletts said:

    Next time Millwall come down the Valley, I reckon we're in for a bit of an Eddie Firmani.

    And then we'll get held in after the game by the Andy Todd
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited October 2015
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    lolwraylolwray
    I really couldn't give a dietmar
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    lolwray said:

    I really couldn't give a dietmar

    Hmm, great minds (or bad minds) think alike. That's what I deleted from my post before although Ian King and Andy Hunt got a mention too.
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    lolwraylolwray
    thai malaysia addick said:

    lolwray said:

    I really couldn't give a dietmar

    Hmm, great minds (or bad minds) think alike. That's what I deleted from my post before although Ian King and Andy Hunt got a mention too.
    Best we don't get into a Charlie Wright over it !
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    Jack_CharltonJack_Charlton
    Patrick Bauer = shower
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