Charlton Rhyming Slang

Exiled_Addick

Following on from Stephen Henderson (presumably) coining Bob Bolder as slang for shoulder, I thought it might be fun to try and come up with some other Charlton Rhyming Slangs.

A couple to get started:

"I got so drunk down the pub the other night, I fell off me Gary Poole and banged me Zheng Zhi."

Henry Irving

Sure you hadn't been smoking too much Jimmy (Seed)?, that can send you a bit David (Mooney)

sam3110

I think your telling a couple of Cory Gibbs, there Henners.

I heard it's raining outside, best grab my Chris Solly, i would jump in my El-hadj Ba, but unfortunately it has a flat Alex Dyer.

Henry Irving

You calling me a John Fryer? You better apologise in a Richard Murray

LouisMend

We've been doing these on Twitter all afternoon for Charlton Live on Sunday - any good ones that come up on here I will unashamedly borrow for the show too.

Macronate

great thread, in fact it deserves a Dean Kiely

TelMc32

Just hoping to see a win tomorrow night and not see the team having a Katrien!!

Charlton_Stu

If we don't win tomorrow reckon Guy Luzon will be gone for a (Deon) Burton.

tom_k

Going to the doctors as i've got a case of the Martin Pringles

TelMc32

Charlton_Stu said:

If we don't win tomorrow reckon Guy Luzon will be gone for a (Deon) Burton.

But if we do, we'll all be feeling a lot more Stuart Balmer and a lot less Steve Brown.

killerandflash

We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales

North Lower Neil

An obvious one, but that Pardew is a right Andy Hunt.

Stig

I'm going by Naby (Sarr) tomorrow, but real Charlton fans will let the Hogan (ephraim) take the strain.

EastTerrace

Lend us a Ronnie (or as some would say borrow us a Ronnie)

McBobbin

killerandflash said:

We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales

Youll end up jesper blomkvist

killerandflash

McBobbin said:

killerandflash said:

We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales

Youll end up jesper blomkvist

Jesper Blomkvist as a Paul Hart

After that many Derek Hales, I'll probably be producing a few Paul Harts the next day...

BPhasnohair

I am going to play with my Kevin Lisbie
Can only find 1 Keith Peacock
How many of you live in Darren Bent

cashncarry

My Jimmy Giles are giving me gip. I'm not looking forward to having. Danny Shittu

Macronate

LouisMend said:

We've been doing these on Twitter all afternoon for Charlton Live on Sunday - any good ones that come up on here I will unashamedly borrow for the show too.

you can't do that you thieving Andy Hunt.

bet you don't use this one on the show.

Hartleypete

In Essex tomorrow so will jump on the Woolwich Les Berry to get to the game.

Redskin

Self - pitying twat, he's really playing the Harry (Arter - martyr)

I'm sorry, that seat's Paul Bacon - taken

Eurrgghh, thats Gary (Breen - obscene)

cafcdave123

I'm working late tomorrow so a bit disappointed were not on the Morgan Fox

cafcdave123

The lager in the ground is Steve Gritt, shame they dont sell mark kinsella

Hartleypete

If we don't win tomorrow Luzon might be using a Nick Pope.

man_at_milletts

Next time Millwall come down the Valley, I reckon we're in for a bit of an Eddie Firmani.

killerandflash

man_at_milletts said:

Next time Millwall come down the Valley, I reckon we're in for a bit of an Eddie Firmani.

And then we'll get held in after the game by the Andy Todd

thai malaysia addick

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lolwray

I really couldn't give a dietmar

thai malaysia addick

lolwray said:

I really couldn't give a dietmar

Hmm, great minds (or bad minds) think alike. That's what I deleted from my post before although Ian King and Andy Hunt got a mention too.

lolwray

thai malaysia addick said:

lolwray said:

I really couldn't give a dietmar

Hmm, great minds (or bad minds) think alike. That's what I deleted from my post before although Ian King and Andy Hunt got a mention too.

Best we don't get into a Charlie Wright over it !

Jack_Charlton

Patrick Bauer = shower