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Blasphemy

buckshee
buckshee Posts: 7,867
in General Charlton
Got told off for shouting "Jesus Christ" at the match today. Was told "can't you say Allah as well!"

Thought the fella was joking but worryingly not.

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  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,410
    Tell him you said "cheese and rice"
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Valiantphil said:

    Tell him you said "cheese and rice"

    What,and get the carnivores on his case?
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Valiantphil said:

    Tell him you said "cheese and rice"

    I told him he was far too old to be believing in fairy stories.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    buckshee said:

    Got told off for shouting "Jesus Christ" at the match today. Was told "can't you say Allah as well!"

    Thought the fella was joking but worryingly not.

    were you in the dressing room?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited October 2015
    You were calling for Jesus Christ? I had no idea he was on the bench ;-)
    At least we might see a proper cross....
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    3blokes said:

    You were calling for Jesus Christ? I had no idea he was on the bench ;-)
    At least we might see a proper cross....

    He'd have missed one chance and everyone would've crucified him
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Still he might have sorted out all our injuries ;-)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Valiantphil said:

    Tell him you said "cheese and rice"

    Blessed are the cheesemakers
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    3blokes said:

    You were calling for Jesus Christ? I had no idea he was on the bench ;-)
    At least we might see a proper cross....

    Has he got a work permit?
  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    Is it blasphemy or just Blasphemous Rumours? The fella shouting at you really needs to Get the Balance Right and accept that it's not always Wrong to use that phrase. It may be Sacred to him but at the end of the day People are People and surely he would rather you shout than just Enjoy the Silence? (Yep, bored and need to get out more but I just can't help myself). ;-)
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    Great post bazjonster, Just Can't Get Enough of it.
  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    Stig said:

    Great post bazjonster, Just Can't Get Enough of it.

    Dave Gahan at Shepherds Bush tomorrow night Stig with 'Soulsavers'. Just released a collaborative album with them.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    edited October 2015
    Reminds me of the ancient Scouse joke/graffiti: Sign outside church "What would you do if Christ came to Liverpool tomorrow?" Someone wrote underneath it, "Move St John to inside left (see I said it was old...)
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Infamy... Infamy... You've all got it in for me
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    3blokes said:

    You were calling for Jesus Christ? I had no idea he was on the bench ;-)
    At least we might see a proper cross....

    He apparantly has been called in, following complaints from hospitality, to try and make the Chips stretch.

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