Dear Roland,
Can I just start first by saying what a cracking job you are doing at Charlton. The way you are going about the annihilation of the club from within is a positive master stroke.
As a lifelong Millwall fan I share your genuine lack of respect for the club and its supporters. It really warms my heart. And what history? So they won one cup about 100 years ago and a few of them marched on a Town Hall once, so what eh Roly? I'm with you all the way on that one.
Anyway I was just wondering if there were any jobs going in your fabulous network. I like watching football on a sofa and I once drove through Belgium on the way to somewhere else.
I just think with your experience and my football knowledge, we could have some right laughs at Charlton. We could play blindfold pick the team! I could issue press releases that were complete bollocks! We could plan out how we are going to turn the Valley into a theme park!
So I look forward to hearing from you.
Your best mate
Shirley Valentine
(look I've even got a girl's name too)
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