Footballers have "worryingly poor" teeth

cafcfan

bbc.co.uk/news/health-34699583

So, do our players have bad dental hygiene? Could it be contributing to our poor performances? Is being in the pre-match huddle a bit like being surrounded by clouds of halitosis and something to avoid at all costs? Do we need a dentist to enhance the medical team?

Can we get Alli Alberts* to complete the medical team alongside Dr. Carneiro?

*Google her.

DaveMehmet

Most of our players have been toothless this season.

soapy_jones

Suarez proving the polar opposite of course...

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Oh that's why they are not smiling!