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Charlton Athletic appoint Karel Fraeye to permanent head coach. **parody warning**

CallumcafcCallumcafc
edited November 2015 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Karel Fraeye has been appointed as the permanent head coach of Charlton Athletic on a season-rolling contract, the club has revealed this evening.

Following Saturday's heavy defeat to Middlesbrough and an uninspiring performance at stadium MK on Tuesday, the decision may come as a surprise to some Charlton supporters however Katrien Meire is convinced that they have the right man for the job. "Karel is a fantastic young manager with a lot of potential. He could be SE7's answer to Pep Guardiola" said the CEO this evening.

"Some say that he lacks experience, but we see the difference he makes day in and day out at Sparrows Lane. The number of smiles at training has increased tenfold and we're sure this will lead to results on the pitch sooner rather than later."

When questioned by journalists, Karel Fraeye simply stated "The owner has offered me the chance to build an empire here in London and who am I to argue? We are not worried about the lack of goals while our priority is an improved defence. On Saturday we conceded three, tonight we conceded one and in the next game my excel spreadsheet says we will concede minus one goals. This is the way we intend to win games. Huh?"

Comments

  • NicholasNicholas
    Nearly put my fist through the monitor there.
  • Covered_End_LadCovered_End_Lad
    That was close, shit and fan.
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    I know your trying to cheer us up Callum, but this does sound plausible, if not insane.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
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  • aliwibblealiwibble
    Not funny Callum. You're going to leave @Redmidland needing another reboot if you're not careful.
  • CallumcafcCallumcafc
    edited November 2015
    Added a warning to the title. lol sorry ladies & gents.
  • RedmidlandRedmidland
    aliwibble said:

    Not funny Callum. You're going to leave @Redmidland needing another reboot if you're not careful.

    If he (RD) doesn't go soon I think you may be right @aliwibble
  • sralansralan
    Believed it for a minute there !
  • aliwibblealiwibble
    Sorry to be a killjoy Callum, but as MiA says, it's a bit too plausible. You needed to ramp up the absurdity levels a bit more just to be on the safe side :-)
  • bobmunrobobmunro
    To paraphrase Henry - not until Colin confirms it.
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  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    Being serious here, with the weekend break on the 14th I wonder if the Belgians will see sense and give Shakin Stevens the boot it we get a pasting on Saturday.

    It gives them two weeks to bring in another doughnut.
  • CallumcafcCallumcafc
    aliwibble said:

    Sorry to be a killjoy Callum, but as MiA says, it's a bit too plausible. You needed to ramp up the absurdity levels a bit more just to be on the safe side :-)

    I could've referenced his 138 years of experience at all levels of the Belgian football ladder but I thought that might be a little too obsurd.
  • No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    After two games in charge Fraeye now has Championship managerial experience. I reckon he is a shoe in.
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    edited November 2015
    aliwibble said:

    Sorry to be a killjoy Callum, but as MiA says, it's a bit too plausible. You needed to ramp up the absurdity levels a bit more just to be on the safe side :-)

    Yep, take it up a notch Callum, Carol gets a new sofa if he manages to keep us up, or failing that gets us relegated.

  • shirty5shirty5
    Hired in the morning, your getting hired in the morning
  • iainambleriainambler
    Pep Guardiola? More like SE7's answer to a peptic ulcer....
  • johnny73johnny73
    shirty5 said:

    Hired in the morning, your getting hired in the morning

    Wouldn't surprise me if he gets the job on permanent basis in the morning.
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