Comments you Shouldn't make to your mates

letthegoodtimesroll

Bloke in the City this morning on the way to work, having a conversation on the phone with a (probably now ex-)mate and sharing it with the passing world: 'it's ok but it doesn't compare to all the others...what, you've bought one ?'

CyrilDavies

Well it could have been a Skoda!

DaveMehmet

You didn't tell me what a good shag your sister is

cafcdave123

DaveMehmet said:

You didn't tell me what a good shag my sister is

or that...

tangoflash

DaveMehmet said:

You didn't tell me what a good shag our sister is

Or this..........

Chizz

This thread seems to have run its course pretty quickly. Great job.

Rizzo

It was pretty inevitable

MrOneLung

Do you fancy 'managing' my club over in England ?

sam3110

It hurts quite a bit at first but you'll get used to the feeling pretty quickly

JiMMy 85

At the end of a long night out last week, I was trying to highlight how attractive I find the actress Rachel McAdams. I somehow managed to contrive the words "My mate Matt's wife looks like her, goes to show how fit she is; that's the only friend I'd cheat on!"

The table of married friends took this in a variety of offensive ways. I've been cringing about it ever since.

seth plum

JiMMy 85 said:

At the end of a long night out last week, I was trying to highlight how attractive I find the actress Rachel McAdams. I somehow managed to contrive the words "My mate Matt's wife looks like her, goes to show how fit she is; that's the only friend I'd cheat on!"

The table of married friends took this in a variety of offensive ways. I've been cringing about it ever since.

Join the club. I could probably write a book about the number of 'I'll get my coat' and cringeworthy things I've said and done.
Your only hope is to try to restore some kind of cosmic balance with good stuff.

Curb_It

JiMMy 85 said:

At the end of a long night out last week, I was trying to highlight how attractive I find the actress Rachel McAdams. I somehow managed to contrive the words "My mate Matt's wife looks like her, goes to show how fit she is; that's the only friend I'd cheat on!"

The table of married friends took this in a variety of offensive ways. I've been cringing about it ever since.

Its often the case that people who have big gobs on the internet are often timid things in real life.

Sounds like you are not that case though. :-)

Edit to put a smiley in in case any offence taken...

throughthickandthin

Hi Everyone I am a Charlton Fan.

Dazzler21

JiMMy 85 said:

At the end of a long night out last week, I was trying to highlight how attractive I find the actress Rachel McAdams. I somehow managed to contrive the words "My mate Matt's wife looks like her, goes to show how fit she is; that's the only friend I'd cheat on!"

The table of married friends took this in a variety of offensive ways. I've been cringing about it ever since.

Don't know Matt or his wife, but if she looks like Rachel McAdams she's a definite 8/10.

Not worth a would ya though.

killerandflash

"Your daughter is very attractive, when's her 16th birthday?"

ForeverAddickted

For those like me who just had to quickly Google... If that were my sister I'd be a Norwich Fan