...Sadie and I am an Addick. I'm addicted to Charlton, to Charlton life and to chocolate. I am also a gambling addict that's not very good at poker but plays anyway. I have really bad morning breath, I lick poo, I sometimes don't wear underwear, I leave the room to fart but everyone still notices, I think I'm clever but I'm just annoying, I am secretly a Chelsea fan but don't like the colour blue, I am married to a sex god that is much better looking and smarter than me and always wins at everything I am very very lucky. I am an idiot because I leave my phone laying around logged into Charlton life.
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Just for the record I don't now and never have "secretly supported Chelsea" no matter how much he may wish. Now for a revenge plan
I wouldn't risk it with the Mrs, she knows too much!!