Any Lumbersexuals On Here?

Mendonca In Asdas

Now I don't know if this is a wind up or not, but I heard on the radio the other day, that a new word was about to enter the dictionary,
Lumbersexual, I'd not heard of it before, but apparently it's a name given to guys with beards that like wearing check shirts.

So is it true, and are any lifers on here, loud and proud Lumbersexuals?

Callumcafc

DaveMehmet

I think my wife might be a slumbersexual, she fell asleep halfway through it last night.

i_b_b_o_r_g

Thought it was gonna be blokes who only do it laying on their backs (Her on top)

Lumber = back

i_b_b_o_r_g

...or do it up the back i spose

flyingkiwiDK

Also know as hipsters

better red than dead

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Thought it was gonna be blokes who only do it laying on their backs (Her on top)

Lumber = back

Lumbar = back, but why let spelling get in the way of a bad pun.

ValleyGary

better red than dead said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Thought it was gonna be blokes who only do it laying on their backs (Her on top)

Lumber = back

Lumbar = back, but why let spelling get in the way of a bad pun.

Addickted2U

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Now I don't know if this is a wind up or not, but I heard on the radio the other day, that a new word was about to enter the dictionary,
Lumbersexual, I'd not heard of it before, but apparently it's a name given to guys with beards that like wearing check shirts.

So is it true, and are any lifers on here, loud and proud Lumbersexuals?

I imagine they're called Colin as well.

i_b_b_o_r_g

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sadiejane1981

Bizarre

McBobbin

Is lumber not rhyming slang for back then?

i_b_b_o_r_g

McBobbin said:

Is lumber not rhyming slang for back then?

Ask better dead than red or whatever his handle is

MrOneLung

DaveMehmet said:

I think my wife might be a slumbersexual, she fell asleep halfway through it last night.

You think that's bad, my wife is an amnesiacal bulimic. She binge eats but forgets to throw up.

nth_london_addick

I prefer to call them Hoxton looking cxxxs

Exiled_Addick

I find I can't have sex without getting wood.

ads

nth london addick said:

I prefer to call them Hoxton looking cxxxs

In Kings Cross they're known as tramps

i_b_b_o_r_g

ads said:

nth london addick said:

I prefer to call them Hoxton looking cxxxs

In Kings Cross they're known as tramps

Hobos in the US

EastTerrace

I'd rather wear a check shirt than a grey tracksuit if I am out in the general public.

Beards however.....

Lincsaddick

as stiff as a brush 'andle .. made from top quality lumber ((:>)

ForeverAddickted

Dave2l

I have an overgrown beard and sometimes wear checked shirts/jumpers

A lumbersexual, I am.

The lumbersexuals must fight against those that discriminate us!

lolwray

riverside sex in Grimsby ..humbersexual

ForeverAddickted

I just cant help myself... As a bag lover does that make me Bi-satchel?

iaitch

SEx on the Welsh coast, mumblesexual.

DaveMehmet

Sex with someone way above your paygrade - humblesexual

DaveMehmet

Sex with a children's TV presenter (or an acrobat) - tumblesexual

iaitch

I did a British version of American Pie I'm a crumblesexual.

Macronate

cucumbersexual.

would imagine some on here have dabbled.

MrOneLung

sex with a dodgy keeper - fumblesexual.

iaitch

I'd have thought everyone on here is a grumblesexual?