GCHQ CHristmas Card

petetheaddick

Has anyone cracked the code to GCHQ's christmas card?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3353348/Spy-chiefs-Christmas-card-features-brainteaser.html

CostaFortune

It's Katrien's extensive files on all the manager coach applicants

IA

It doesn't look very festive

charltonkeston

Easy, but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

ForeverAddickted

"Whoever guesses the code will be thrown in jail because it means they can crack the GCHQ codes"

McBobbin

If you join the dots it looks like a bit cock. At least it did when I joined the dots

ShootersHillGuru

It's pretty obvious.

addick1965

I'll have a wild stab in the dark but I think it may say
HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM GCHQ

IA

addick1965 said:

I'll have a wild stab in the dark but I think it may say
HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM GCHQ

How did you crack it ???

hawksmoor

Hold on, I think I've got it.

hawksmoor

Hold on...

hawksmoor

Nearly got it...

soapy_jones

Easy. Don't ask though as i would have to kill you afterwards...

stackitsteve

Done it.
Looks shit.

CostaFortune

Nearly got it.......

cafcdave123

Its a dildo with a nail through the end

Red_in_SE8

Pretty sure I have the solution to the 4th from bottom line!

IA

I did a few lines* during lunch. It's a lot like Sudoku, and I got bored of Sudoku very quickly. It's not codebreaking. Might try again later.

Edit * - lines of the GCHQ Christmas Card

Red_in_SE8

And the line 7th from top.

ForeverAddickted

hawksmoor said:

Hold on, I think I've got it.

hawksmoor said:

Hold on...

hawksmoor said:

Nearly got it...

C'mon @Hawksmoor you cant leave us in suspense?

Or maybe GCHQ have carted him off for almost spilling the beans

ForeverAddickted

Reckon the message is thus... "You have just wasted valuable hours solving this meaningless puzzle"

hawksmoor

Hold on...

hawksmoor

I've nearly cracked it...

hawksmoor

OK, it was tough. But I think I've got it. Unless I'm completely wrong, it says: 'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'

WSS

Surely if it one of many clues this will just be a QR code that you'll have to scan on your phone?

Red_in_SE8

4th from top. Just call me Mr Bond.

stackitsteve

WSS said:

Surely if it one of many clues this will just be a QR code that you'll have to scan on your phone?

To a web page that doesn't load at the moment.

stackitsteve

Must admit I did spend a minute squinting to see if I could spot a hidden 'merry christmas' before I realised it was a QR code.

Atletico Addick

Red_in_SE8

Fuck it. I should have used a pencil. Call me Mr Bean.

Stig

Cracked it!


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