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Open Letter to Santa

pettgrapettgra
in General Charlton
Dear Santa,
I have been supporting this wretched but wonderful club for fifty years.
Never once have we had one owner that you had a feeling that would give us a bright and better future. Actually, thats not correct; we did have one but he gave his and the clubs money to a cold caller. You can see him on TV now and then, so I am surprised he has not been arrested.
Just once Santa, could we have an owner who has an affinity to our club, good business acumen, minted hopefully and prepared to listen.
PS. If not possible, could I have a new bike please.

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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Santa's reply .. 'miracles I can do at once .. the impossible takes a bit longer'
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    FiiishFiiish
    PPS If that's too much trouble do you mind getting caught short when you're flying over Selhurst?
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?
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    pettgrapettgra
    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
    Hmmm in that case... Can I have a top supermodel delivered for Christmas please Mr Santa?
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    pettgrapettgra
    ForeverAddickted said:

    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
    Hmmm in that case... Can I have a top supermodel delivered for Christmas please Mr Santa?
    Pushing it. AFKA already has first dibs on that one.
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    floydroadfaithfullfloydroadfaithfull
    As long as I don't get a half season ticket for christmas I'll be happy
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
    Hmmm in that case... Can I have a top supermodel delivered for Christmas please Mr Santa?
    Pushing it. AFKA already has first dibs on that one.
    Depends if we want the same one!!
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    pettgrapettgra
    ForeverAddickted said:

    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
    Hmmm in that case... Can I have a top supermodel delivered for Christmas please Mr Santa?
    Pushing it. AFKA already has first dibs on that one.
    Depends if we want the same one!!
    Oh Er Hum. Polite cough.
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    JensenwasclassJensenwasclass
    pettgra Member

    How old are you? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
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    TunwellsaddickTunwellsaddick
    Jensenwasclass said:

    pettgra Member

    How old are you? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

    He's our age. It's universal.
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Jensenwasclass said:

    pettgra Member

    How old are you? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

    If you believe that Charlton can still win a match... @Pettgra is still allowed to believe in Santa ;)
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    pettgrapettgra
    Jensenwasclass said:

    pettgra Member

    How old are you? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

    Most definately. Mind you he moves around sharpish. Saw him in Bexleyheath and Welling in the space of five minutes.
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