I'm going to open Addicks' Barbers soon, and show KM how to run a business. Attracting the same loyalty as CAFC, features will be:
- a different manager every week - poor haircuts most of the time, but customers will still keep coming back for more - stylists recruited who have never cut an Englishman's hair, but with plenty of experience in Belgian coiffeurs - constant encouragement to hapless kids on day release from Erith College, because they are "one of our own" - opportunity to clean your own seat before your cut - Toni & Guy scouts there to snap up anyone who can hold some scissors properly - Helpful travel advice when you fancy a blow dry one Tuesday evening in our Huddersfield salon
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Weird thing is that unit would probably work as a cafe again, as the stretch by the station has livened up since the Sainsbury's opened.
Imaginative as our owners hunt for new recruits...this is contagious.
- a different manager every week
- poor haircuts most of the time, but customers will still keep coming back for more
- stylists recruited who have never cut an Englishman's hair, but with plenty of experience in Belgian coiffeurs
- constant encouragement to hapless kids on day release from Erith College, because they are "one of our own"
- opportunity to clean your own seat before your cut
- Toni & Guy scouts there to snap up anyone who can hold some scissors properly
- Helpful travel advice when you fancy a blow dry one Tuesday evening in our Huddersfield salon
Nothing weird in this, is there?
Think the sign was painted over yesterday.
The n can be moved if required