I keep meaning to come to a game. One day I'm going to have the full football experience. I love this place. The only problem is all these shit managers that keep turning up and signing the worst players imaginable. Who the fuck keeps appointing these clowns.
Well Roland how do you feel now...? Its Match-Day today with kick off just five minutes away and just look at all the fans here
Katriene has listened to the customers and is wowing them in Crossbars with "Knees up Mother Brown" They just won't let her go but she assures me that she will lead a conga of 20000 into the stands by kick-off.
"Ok, Roland .... Sad face please" .. "No .. Roland ... That's more general confusion ............... Ok, that's swinging more towards bewilderment"
"Ok, we're not getting this .... thats more comtempt .....
"Let's role play ....... let's try this, Imagine you paid €2.5million on Naby Sarr, Ok, now 3 years later we've had to pay up his contract because he's turning into an expense and has ZERO re-sale value..."
"Ok, we've got it"
"Great, thats perfect, hold that thought one more shot"
He stares, sternly and coldly, at the camera. His hand rises to his chin and, to the horror of those watching, he slowly peels off his mask to reveal the face of.......
Simon Jordan. His evil cackle echoes across the stadium. "Enjoy the Conference South you tossers!"
I aim to improve the post match protest experience.
Catering outlets will remain open, serving a choice of Protest pie or EnChanting burger - each served with a Meire portion of Chips, Sadly there can be no peace on the side.
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It looks so different in real life
Am I the biggest c*nt of all
I am NOT MOG !!!
"No .. Roland ... That's more general confusion ............... Ok, that's swinging more towards bewilderment"
"Ok, we're not getting this .... thats more comtempt .....
"Let's role play ....... let's try this, Imagine you paid €2.5million on Naby Sarr, Ok, now 3 years later we've had to pay up his contract because he's turning into an expense and has ZERO re-sale value..."
"Ok, we've got it"
"Great, thats perfect, hold that thought one more shot"
Shows what they know,
Noisy English ingrates!
There's one sliding warmly down my left leg right now.
Catering outlets will remain open, serving a choice of Protest pie or EnChanting burger - each served with a Meire portion of Chips, Sadly there can be no peace on the side.