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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    Poor Carter. I bet your arse looks like the Japanese flag at the minute

    Do you mean the new one or the old one?

    image
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    100% the old one. Whenever I or an associate uses that term I think about the old one
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,737
    Any improvement this morning, Carter ?

    Thinking of you .

    ( NOT on the bog though !)
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Off_it said:

    Carter said:

    Aside from immodium does anyone have a treatment for this?

    Arse transplant
    Which reminds me.....giggle......KM went in for a a*seh*le transplant.......

    The a*seh*le rejected her........

    (Thank you Monty Python.........)
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Any improvement this morning, Carter ?

    Thinking of you .

    ( NOT on the bog though !)

    I guess its like supporting Charlton at the moment...

    A huge strain on the body without seeing much light at the end of the tunnel
  • se7oaks
    se7oaks Posts: 265
    You should try oxo ...... Won't cure it but will help thicken it up a bit !!!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    PL54 said:

    nth london addick said:

    Had it for 4 weeks mate, been told I have either ulcerative colitis or crohns, havent been able to eat properly in werks

    If it is UC then the drug you need is Azathioprine, don't let them fob you off with anything else.

    Cheers mate find out March 12th
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited February 2016
    Not as good as The Archers.


    Thanks for sharing.
  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    Too much information ... far too much information
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Any improvement this morning, Carter ?

    Thinking of you .

    ( NOT on the bog though !)

    Had 2 fairly violent and squirty movements this morning but my health seems to be returning. Nothing sloppy for at least 3 hours now. Cheers for your thoughts though aunty fanny
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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    I was going to have a bowl of Weetos for breakfast this morning, but somehow after this thread, it just did not feel right.....
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    nth london addick said:

    PL54 said:

    nth london addick said:

    Had it for 4 weeks mate, been told I have either ulcerative colitis or crohns, havent been able to eat properly in werks

    If it is UC then the drug you need is Azathioprine, don't let them fob you off with anything else.

    Cheers mate find out March 12th
    Good luck. Wife. Has it... Took sulphasalazine and that put her into remission. Not sure about how they decide which drugs to give
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    thought this was gonna be about a new indie band.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Carter said:

    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Any improvement this morning, Carter ?

    Thinking of you .

    ( NOT on the bog though !)

    Had 2 fairly violent and squirty movements this morning but my health seems to be returning. Nothing sloppy for at least 3 hours now. Cheers for your thoughts though aunty fanny
    Yeah - thanks for sending the pictures through.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Macronate said:

    thought this was gonna be about a new indie band.

    wouldnt that be "they're shit"
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    No thread for Noro Virus so thought I would put it on here

    NoroVirus is a c**t

    Woke up with it on Christmas Eve 3 days in bed without eating anf its still sticking around like a typical Millwall c**t

    I know @charltonkeston mentioned on the drinking thread having it anyone else been unlucky this year.

    Seems I have now passed it onto @kellycafc when she dropped presents off on christmas eve, so no doubt she will pass it on to the kids now
  • NapaAddick
    NapaAddick Posts: 4,657
    nth london addick said:

    Had it for 4 weeks mate, been told I have either ulcerative colitis or crohns, havent been able to eat properly in werks

    Take a stool test to make sure you do not have any of the following 3 things...

    1. parasites
    2. C. Diff
    3. H. Pylori

    All three can lead to your symptoms and are often mis-diagnosed as Crohn's.

    Those are three things often overlooked in tests and they are treated differently than Crohn's and have different diets, too. The docs thought my wife had Crohn's and prescribed a low-FODMAP diet. When it did not help and she continued to lose weight, it was discovered she actually had the 3 listed and the diet for those is very different than low-FODMAP. Since getting diagnosed and changing her diet, she is doing better and regaining weight.

    Hope that helps.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    edited December 2018
    Not norovirus I don’t think but my ibs has turned from mush to liquid in the last 12 hours , feel totally drained and I’m due a late fitshitness test before we set off for Disney on Ice this morning .
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Strangely, my Bacon rolls with brown sauce taste somewhat different this morning.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    oohaahmortimer said:

    Not norovirus I don’t think but my ibs has turned from mush to liquid in the last 12 hours , feel totally drained and I’m due a late fitshitness test before we set off for Disney on Ice this morning .

    Cheers
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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    edited December 2018
    Huskaris said:

    I get it every morning after 2 energy drinks.

    I used to make a habit of going to the Bromley North Wetherspoons on a Saturday morning.

    A large breakfast with coffee refills was very nice, but played havoc on my tummy. Having to stay a further 1/2 hour after my last coffee on a few times meant I had to change my breakfast routine.
  • JohnfromNorfolk
    JohnfromNorfolk Posts: 1,324
    Couple of years ago after leaving my mates hospital bedside, noticed a sign on the ward door. WARD CLOSED DUE TO NORO VIRUS.
    Needless to say within 24 hours I had violent sickness and diarrhea and a day later my wife had the dreaded virus.
    It lasted about 2/3 days and I lost a couple of pounds in weight.
    Returned to normal after about five days.
    Bastard virus.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    NapaAddick said:

    nth london addick said:

    Had it for 4 weeks mate, been told I have either ulcerative colitis or crohns, havent been able to eat properly in werks

    Take a stool test to make sure you do not have any of the following 3 things...

    1. parasites
    2. C. Diff
    3. H. Pylori

    All three can lead to your symptoms and are often mis-diagnosed as Crohn's.

    Those are three things often overlooked in tests and they are treated differently than Crohn's and have different diets, too. The docs thought my wife had Crohn's and prescribed a low-FODMAP diet. When it did not help and she continued to lose weight, it was discovered she actually had the 3 listed and the diet for those is very different than low-FODMAP. Since getting diagnosed and changing her diet, she is doing better and regaining weight.

    Hope that helps.
    They were in my class at school.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    Wheresmeticket? said:

    NapaAddick said:

    nth london addick said:

    Had it for 4 weeks mate, been told I have either ulcerative colitis or crohns, havent been able to eat properly in werks

    Take a stool test to make sure you do not have any of the following 3 things...

    1. parasites
    2. C. Diff
    3. H. Pylori

    All three can lead to your symptoms and are often mis-diagnosed as Crohn's.

    Those are three things often overlooked in tests and they are treated differently than Crohn's and have different diets, too. The docs thought my wife had Crohn's and prescribed a low-FODMAP diet. When it did not help and she continued to lose weight, it was discovered she actually had the 3 listed and the diet for those is very different than low-FODMAP. Since getting diagnosed and changing her diet, she is doing better and regaining weight.

    Hope that helps.
    They were in my class at school.
    I've had it on good authority than an old person with c difficile is the worst smell know to humankind

    That or a Dorian fruit
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    Deffinately durian, stuff is VILE.

    It was banned from my hotel in Malaysia, it's that bad.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    Stu_of_Kunming said:

    Deffinately durian, stuff is VILE.

    It was banned from my hotel in Malaysia, it's that bad.

    Tastes pretty nice though which is insane
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    Carter said:

    Stu_of_Kunming said:

    Deffinately durian, stuff is VILE.

    It was banned from my hotel in Malaysia, it's that bad.

    Tastes pretty nice though which is insane
    Eugh, not at all. I can't stand the taste and I love stinky tofu, which is literally left outside to go moldy.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    People who say Durian tastes nice are the same sort of people who try to convince you that rotten fish the Swedes tin up that stinks like the arse end of a shitting dog actually tastes lovely. Trolls.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    oohaahmortimer said:

    Not norovirus I don’t think but my ibs has turned from mush to liquid in the last 12 hours , feel totally drained and I’m due a late fitshitness test before we set off for Disney on Ice this morning .

    Never had it before mate but feel for you. It’s one of those shitty (if you pardon the pun) things that pretty much cripple you on a regular basis, but if you had to explain that to people at work or people who don’t have it, they just sort of nod vacantly. So many things like this get people down on a regular basis.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,972
    I had the ‘I need to find a toilet and I can’t’ dream last night. When I woke up I nipped down to the bog and pretty much stayed there for an hour with the wateriest shits I’ve ever had. The day before id felt really cold and just couldn’t get warm. Been feeling like this all day followed by hot plus achy. I had a couple more shits but after half a packet of Imodium it’s stopped. 
    Is there a bug going round like this? I can’t think of anything I’ve eaten that could have done this. Not felt this bad since COVID.

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