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  • I'm eating a cheese omelette sandwich with Jalapeno HP Tommy Sauce right now.... Winner
  • I miss cheese more than I ever thought possible, I have had to give up dairy and cheese is such a big miss
  • Oh FFS how many times!

    Hot Sausage = Brown Sauce
    Cold Sausage = Mustard
    Egg = Tomato Ketchup
    Bacon = nothing, anything other than the fat from the pan on the bread is simply sacrilege!

    How simple can it be?

    :wink:

    Very confusing for us Veggies.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,475
    PL54 said:

    Like Bovril and Peanut Butter on the same slice of toast - lovely

    My thoughts exactly. Apart from the lovely.

    An absolute clustetf*** of a recipe!

    Just wrong.
  • Oh FFS how many times!

    Hot Sausage = Brown Sauce
    Cold Sausage = Mustard
    Egg = Tomato Ketchup
    Bacon = nothing, anything other than the fat from the pan on the bread is simply sacrilege!

    How simple can it be?

    :wink:

    Very confusing for us Veggies.
    Not really P, just adjust to taste e.g.

    Bread = Brown Sauce
    More Bread = Mustard
    Egg = Tomato Ketchup
    (or Some More Bread = Tomato Ketchup for vegans)
    Even More bread = nothing

    Perfect...
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    edited February 2016
    Brown sauce, chef sauce with steak.

    Bacon sandwich has to have the bread toasted. Sausage sandwich, says cut down the middle. Loads of white pepper in either sandwich.

    Special mention to a bacon & mushroom toasted sandwich.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,875
    FFS.

    The definitive answer is:

    BROWN SAUCE = Northern and Labour
    RED SAUCE = Southern and Tory

  • Ketchup is for fuckin poofs, shit stuff, brown sauce for real men.

    And Daddies is The Daddy
    HP and Daddies are both made in the same factory - the difference is that HP is spicier and Daddies is more runny (oo er!)
  • I miss cheese more than I ever thought possible, I have had to give up dairy and cheese is such a big miss

    If it's because of the lactose, you can get lactose free cheese.

  • I miss cheese more than I ever thought possible, I have had to give up dairy and cheese is such a big miss

    If it's because of the lactose, you can get lactose free cheese.

    Tastes of shit, I love strong stinky cheese the stronger the smellier the better, never again can I indulge gutted aint the word

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  • Ketchup is for fuckin poofs, shit stuff, brown sauce for real men.

    And Daddies is The Daddy
    HP and Daddies are both made in the same factory - the difference is that HP is spicier and Daddies is more runny (oo er!)
    Made in the Netherlands (HP).
  • doronron
    doronron Posts: 818
    Brown sauce all day long for me but Branson pickle with ham,egg and chips
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,392
    Brown sauce and Mustard mixed, try it with hot sausage rolls.
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,603
    edited February 2016
    Felt let down by CP brown sauce, what was going through his mind ! Sorry, but he must have been as confused as the day we went to Sheffield in the cup.

    CP sort yourself out !
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    Every single one of you is an amateur

    Oak smoked bbq sauce will spank all other sauces into oblivion when we enter the realms of hot sandwichdom
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    Mayonnaise on a sausage sandwich works too...
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,750
    JiMMy 85 said:

    Mayonnaise on a sausage sandwich works too...

    Mayonnaise is the Devil's Jizz!

  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199

    JiMMy 85 said:

    Mayonnaise on a sausage sandwich works too...

    Mayonnaise is the Devil's Jizz!

    In that case, I'll unzip his flies and pucker up.
  • Kiely#1
    Kiely#1 Posts: 258
    If its lactose that's stopping you eating cheese you are probably alright. The longer the cheese matures the less lactose it contains, stuff like cheddar contains very little anyway. Really mature ones, next to nothing.

    *disclaimer*
    So I am lead to believe.......
  • JiMMy 85 said:

    Mayonnaise on a sausage sandwich works too...

    What madness is this?

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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,029
    edited October 2016
    Rumoured to be going into "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here".

    Others rumoured are Carol Vorderman, Nigel Farage, Robbie Savage and Louis Smith.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,836

    Rumoured to be going into "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here".

    Others rumoured are Carol Vorderman, Nigel Farage, Robbie Savage and Louis Smith.

    I've hardly ever watched an episode of I'm A Celebrity but I think I would if that lot were on there. Louis Carol in the shower might be something else.............
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,369
    personally I have always considered Baker to be a limited talent with a big mouth, a very high opinion of himself and with a bad attitude .. wishing cancer on people is beyond the pale .. the BBC should sack this bore, BUT, of course, they won't .. blame it on the stress and strain inherent with a cancer recoverer or suchlike
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,813
    edited January 2017
    F the Mail, nothing is a bigger cancer in the country then them
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,487
    Always found Baker's football phone insurance to be odd and not exactly to my taste but thought if others liked him then fair enough, now though he should be fired. Cancer is a vile disease that touches all of us in some way and I wouldn't even joke about inflicting it on anyone.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,200
    cfgs said:

    Always found Baker's football phone insurance to be odd and not exactly to my taste but thought if others liked him then fair enough, now though he should be fired. Cancer is a vile disease that touches all of us in some way and I wouldn't even joke about inflicting it on anyone.

    Agree, but tell me more about this ' football phone insurance'. It does sound odd.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    Baker writes all sorts of hyperbolic tweets. I get that some people are touchy around the C word and it is in bad taste, but in the context of him claiming to "put a hex" on people? I just can't take it that seriously.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,251
    edited January 2017
    "People looking to be offended"

    "PC gone mad"

    Is what would be said if it was someone else.

    He's put a "hex" on people? Should be burnt as a witch.

    Stupid thing to say though and doesn't do the cause much good beyond the publicity.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,259
    What jimmy says about hyperbolic (is that a word, have I made that up?) Tweets and description is spot on. Ok he's used the c word which maybe more than the average are sensitive about. I would wish the fleas of a thousand camels to infect Roland Duchatelets rectum and pubis for example

    It's exaggerating to make a point, his programme is very amusing this morning. I've always enjoyed listening to him especially for the oddness of his call ins. I get it