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PINOCCHIO HAS BEEN BANNED

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    Would be great to get Roland masks made, a little similar to Alan Partridge's mask/ 'leisure accessory' that appeared in knowing me knowing you on TV. You would just need to dress like a tramp to complete the effect.

    Looking forward to the gaffer taped shoe protest...
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    I know it's unrealistic but I would love to see the pitch invaded by an army of Pinocchios!

    How about a Pied Piper leading the rats into the Thames
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    I know it's unrealistic but I would love to see the pitch invaded by an army of Pinocchios!

    Anyone got the number of the Hartlepool guys, sure they would oblige :-)
    Yes, If we needed Oompa Lumpas or Smurfs
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    My Dearest Curb_It

    If you are serious I'm convinced that out of the ten of us we could get some volunteers myself for sure!

    And I was going to throw the bag out the other day as its been clogging up our hall.

    I am serious. I'll have to think about this now.





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    I shall be watching from afar Longtimeaddicted, remember my £3.00 bet for a 3-0 win old chap!!.

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    Longtimeaddicted, I so hope that if you go along to the sponsors meeting, that you go along dressed in one of Curb it's Pinocchio suits.
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    Have they not got more pressing matters to attend to other than shit like banning Disney characters?

    What a load of chancers we have running the club
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    on what basis is it a Health and Safety issue?
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    don't worry, found the answer

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    Curb_It said:

    Dear All

    A few of you notice that Pinocchio made an appearance on the windows of the Data Techniques Box on Tuesday night, a small and silent protest in the form of some posters, I have been contacted by the club who have asked that this does not occur again. Fair to say that their explanation was vague and had the undertone of a "we will stop it" threat, certainly no reasonable explanation. I've not provided any assurance and would expect a reaction from the stewards based on Health and Safety or some such nonsense! Seems obvious that a nerve has been touched, shame that!

    Rather than funeral attire, I don't suppose you and your guests would dress as Pinocchio? Ive got a few outfits. Large and extra large. 10 of them...
    I've got some string, if that helps.

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    Thing is, if they hadn't mentioned it then only tens rather than thousands would know about it. Incompetent or what (not that I am surprised), anybody with an ounce of PR knowledge would have told them to leave it alone.
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    Curb_It said:

    My Dearest Curb_It

    If you are serious I'm convinced that out of the ten of us we could get some volunteers myself for sure!

    And I was going to throw the bag out the other day as its been clogging up our hall.

    I am serious. I'll have to think about this now.





    Can you sort one out for me?
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    Dear All

    A few of you notice that Pinocchio made an appearance on the windows of the Data Techniques Box on Tuesday night, a small and silent protest in the form of some posters, I have been contacted by the club who have asked that this does not occur again. Fair to say that their explanation was vague and had the undertone of a "we will stop it" threat, certainly no reasonable explanation. I've not provided any assurance and would expect a reaction from the stewards based on Health and Safety or some such nonsense! Seems obvious that a nerve has been touched, shame that!

    It's an outrage!

    Je suis Pinocchio (No, not that one)
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    Regarding the smurfs, aren't they a Belgian creation?
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    shirty5 said:

    Put up posters of Roland Rat instead

    How about this one?

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/huge-rat-found-near-children-124639830.html
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    Regarding the smurfs, aren't they a Belgian creation?


    Sorry DUTCH
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    In more pressing matters, the 8 in your companies advertised phone number is positioned in the wrong place.

    :- )

    Well said, that man (presumably).
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    edited March 2016

    Hi Kentred we've had the box for ten years, maybe on more though!

    Out of respect on Sunday I've asked all in said box to be dressed in the propa funeral attire for the day!

    Love it, Longtimeaddicted !

    KM will probably think you're a Blues Brother Tribute act.

    Hmmm.

    Don't fancy carrying a coffin do you ?

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    I know it's unrealistic but I would love to see the pitch invaded by an army of Pinocchios!

    Remember Hartlepool's last two visits to The Valley? An army of Oompah Loompahs in the Jimmy Seed one year, Smurfs the next.

    I wonder what the collective noun for a group of Pinocchios is?

    A "bullshit"? A "Meire"?
    A "fabrication"?
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