What business would you buy for your younger girlfriend to impress her?
Hypothetically speaking..... if you were a wealthy old man in your seventies without much charisma and unable to thrill in the bedroom with sexual gymnastics like you once could, what sort of business would you buy for your much younger girlfriend in order to impress her?
And where would it be?
I first thought of a tanning salon in Dartford but I am now thinking more of a surf school on a remote south Pacific atoll or maybe a florists shop in Antwerp.
(This is of course, an equal opportunities hypothetical question and equally applies to wealthy boring women in their seventies with a successful electronics empire looking to impress their toy boy lawyer with no experience of running a football club)
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Are you sure this is hypothetical Grumpy?grumpyaddick said:
Hypothetically speaking..... if you were a wealthy old man in your seventies without much charisma and unable to thrill in the bedroom with sexual gymnastics like you once could, what sort of business would you buy for your much younger girlfriend in order to impress her?
And where would it be?
I first thought of a tanning salon in Dartford but I am now thinking more of a surf school on a remote south Pacific atoll or maybe a florists shop in Antwerp.
(This is of course, an equal opportunities hypothetical question and equally applies to wealthy boring women in their seventies with a successful electronics empire looking to impress their toy boy lawyer with no experience of running a football club)
You'rs not using Roly as a smokescreen are you? (:0 -
Charlton Athletic Football Club.........................Oh no he's already done that !!0
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Shoe shop...job done3
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A dildo factory - then I wouldnt have to go near her either.3
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What a silly idea. You'll be suggesting he'd buy his older girlfriend/wife his local Belgian football stadium next. Oh, wait a minute...3
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I'd buy a company that makes semiconductors.3
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A butchers, see if she is prepared to work for my money.2
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I certainly wouldn't buy an overseas football club and install her as CEO1
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Well she already has to play with old meat... Half way therecafcdave123 said:A butchers, see if she is prepared to work for my money.
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My ex asked me to buy one for her, I told her to go fuck herselfiamdan said:A dildo factory - then I wouldnt have to go near her either.
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A profitable one.0
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how old is she? cos ToysRus could be worth a shout depending on age?0
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steady on there AJ...Karim_myBagheri said:how old is she? cos ToysRus could be worth a shout depending on age?
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Has to be Roche Laboratories, doesn't it?0
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A newsagent in Grove Park.5
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If only we knew somebody with a knowledge of newsagents in the area.FishCostaFortune said:A newsagent in Grove Park.
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A decent adult industry business, I'd happily take on key jobs such as recruiter, interviewer, camera man etc. to take the work load from her and lower potential wages1
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There is only one bloke I know who could help with this... I wouldnt recommend him though as he keeps banging on about Francericky_otto said:
If only we knew somebody with a knowledge of newsagents in the area.FishCostaFortune said:A newsagent in Grove Park.
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I think I know who you mean. I've tried to contact him 198 times but without success.ForeverAddickted said:
There is only one bloke I know who could help with this... I wouldnt recommend him though as he keeps banging on about Francericky_otto said:
If only we knew somebody with a knowledge of newsagents in the area.FishCostaFortune said:A newsagent in Grove Park.
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Nah your thinking of the bloke who had the piss up jolly to Belgium, dont think he's ever had a Newagentsricky_otto said:
I think I know who you mean. I've tried to contact him 198 times but without success.ForeverAddickted said:
There is only one bloke I know who could help with this... I wouldnt recommend him though as he keeps banging on about Francericky_otto said:
If only we knew somebody with a knowledge of newsagents in the area.FishCostaFortune said:A newsagent in Grove Park.
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A Pinnoccio factory0
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She has a spare sofa you can use for this!!!Atletico Addick said:A decent adult industry business, I'd happily take on key jobs such as recruiter, interviewer, camera man etc. to take the work load from her and lower potential wages
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Something weird/unique.0
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I definitely wouldn't buy her a business where she'd be working with handsome young lads like Naby Sarr.1
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A restaurant or a cinema because that's what she would really want.0
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I think Public Relations would be the ideal industry.0
