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KATTY IS NOT LOOKING WELL!

Longtimeaddicted
Longtimeaddicted Posts: 582
in General Charlton
Our dear CEO is not looking too well, I think she has over done that new diet Rolly the Douche has put her on:

It's the High Anxiety, High Stress, Reality free diet, working a treat!

And yes I have it on very good authority, that is in fact Phil Mitchel next to her on Sunday!

Just to add Kat's difficult position, some bugger must have spoofed the Charlton web site last night and written the most outrageous nonsense club statement*

Kat, a word of advice, that old git in Belgium will make you ill!

I can't honestly say get well soon but a change of career might just do the trick.

Comments

  • Isawsummersplay
    Isawsummersplay Posts: 1,430
    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,376
    Even though I was at the game on Sunday, I recorded the Sky coverage and watched when I got home.

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who launched a tirade at the TV as soon as her smug face appeared on the screen during the beachball protest.
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,624
    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Well that would be a classy date in anyone's book....
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2016
    just seen her in Greenwich Park, she's seen better days.
  • WestCountryAddick
    WestCountryAddick Posts: 2,545
    cafctom said:

    Even though I was at the game on Sunday, I recorded the Sky coverage and watched when I got home.

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who launched a tirade at the TV as soon as her smug face appeared on the screen during the beachball protest.

    I didn't worry about it. To me, she looked like someone trying to pretend she finds it amusing. Previously the smirking looked real, but Sunday, she was putting on a show, but many saw through it.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,508
    She's certainly a glutton for punishment or incredibly dim - anyone with any self-respect would have bailed out by now.
  • Missed It
    Missed It Posts: 2,735
    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,763
    Longtimeaddicted said:

    I can't honestly say get well soon but a change of career might just do the trick.

    Really?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Oh_Yoni_Boy said:

    Longtimeaddicted said:

    I can't honestly say get well soon but a change of career might just do the trick.

    Really?
    Get well soon is is perfect for her. She is obviously a very unwell individual.
  • skywalker
    skywalker Posts: 476
    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,982
    Time for gardening leave, perhaps?

  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Oggy Red said:

    Time for gardening leave, perhaps?

    The plants would all whither and die.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,917
    edited March 2016
    ricky_otto said:

    just seen her in Greenwich Park, she's seen better days.

    oh dear, that's @cabbles date for tonight.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,423
    skywalker said:

    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
    FFS NO!!!!! She'd start another war in a week AND we would all be on the side of the Argies....
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Macronate said:

    ricky_otto said:

    just seen her in Greenwich Park, she's seen better days.

    oh dear, that's @cabbles date tonight.
    Don't worry, I've literally just left her and she's fully sober and dressed now.
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,624
    soapy_jones said:

    skywalker said:

    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
    FFS NO!!!!! She'd start another war in a week AND we would all be on the side of the Argies....
    Well, there's always Rockall. Put her in charge of the puffins...
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,982
    NornIrishAddick said:

    soapy_jones said:

    skywalker said:

    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
    FFS NO!!!!! She'd start another war in a week AND we would all be on the side of the Argies....
    Well, there's always Rockall. Put her in charge of the puffins...
    Rockall?

    She'd think you were swearing at her.

  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,624
    Oggy Red said:

    NornIrishAddick said:

    soapy_jones said:

    skywalker said:

    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
    FFS NO!!!!! She'd start another war in a week AND we would all be on the side of the Argies....
    Well, there's always Rockall. Put her in charge of the puffins...
    Rockall?

    She'd think you were swearing at her.

    I quite often am....
  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,718
    edited March 2016
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    *Photo removed*

    "If you were Roland you'd get to see even further up here"
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,604
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    A bit of sick just came up.

    (Not a caption btw)

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,982
    edited March 2016
    .

  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,624
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    Feeding time at the sealion enclosure....
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,161
    edited March 2016
    Tonight on Lip Sync Battle, Richard Murry [sic] will be David Bowie: "Take your protein pills and put your helmet on".



  • johnnyhumphrey
    johnnyhumphrey Posts: 449
    RM--Oh hell,Roland can't make it to the game. I just can't believe it.
    KM--I fart in your general direction you silly English customers.
    KP--Ay,what--what happened.
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,624
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    Trust me Katrien, Roly likes it this way....
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,423
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    For a moment I thought, aye aye... stockings!!!

    She just dissapoints me every time!
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,423
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    Sod the caption, that's put me off my fish fingers
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,888
    edited March 2016
    Sorry folks. We've got some offline battles we're waging right now and this caption competition is the kind of the thing that certainly won't help.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,654
    @LoOkOuT Might be worth doing a sticky as a reminder of the kind of stuff we need to steer clear of, for those who aren't reading this particular thread. And is there anything we can help with?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited March 2016
    LoOkOuT said:

    Sorry folks. We've got some offline battles we're waging right now and this caption competition is the kind of the thing that certainly won't help.

    No more caption competitions... or subtle up-skirt shots?

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