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KATTY IS NOT LOOKING WELL!

LongtimeaddictedLongtimeaddicted
in General Charlton
Our dear CEO is not looking too well, I think she has over done that new diet Rolly the Douche has put her on:

It's the High Anxiety, High Stress, Reality free diet, working a treat!

And yes I have it on very good authority, that is in fact Phil Mitchel next to her on Sunday!

Just to add Kat's difficult position, some bugger must have spoofed the Charlton web site last night and written the most outrageous nonsense club statement*

Kat, a word of advice, that old git in Belgium will make you ill!

I can't honestly say get well soon but a change of career might just do the trick.

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    IsawsummersplayIsawsummersplay
    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.
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    cafctomcafctom
    Even though I was at the game on Sunday, I recorded the Sky coverage and watched when I got home.

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who launched a tirade at the TV as soon as her smug face appeared on the screen during the beachball protest.
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    NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Well that would be a classy date in anyone's book....
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    WestCountryAddickWestCountryAddick
    cafctom said:

    Even though I was at the game on Sunday, I recorded the Sky coverage and watched when I got home.

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who launched a tirade at the TV as soon as her smug face appeared on the screen during the beachball protest.

    I didn't worry about it. To me, she looked like someone trying to pretend she finds it amusing. Previously the smirking looked real, but Sunday, she was putting on a show, but many saw through it.
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    hoof_it_up_to_bentyhoof_it_up_to_benty
    She's certainly a glutton for punishment or incredibly dim - anyone with any self-respect would have bailed out by now.
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    Missed ItMissed It
    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
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    Oh_Yoni_BoyOh_Yoni_Boy
    Longtimeaddicted said:

    I can't honestly say get well soon but a change of career might just do the trick.

    Really?
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Oh_Yoni_Boy said:

    Longtimeaddicted said:

    I can't honestly say get well soon but a change of career might just do the trick.

    Really?
    Get well soon is is perfect for her. She is obviously a very unwell individual.
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    skywalkerskywalker
    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    Time for gardening leave, perhaps?

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    mistrollinginmistrollingin
    Oggy Red said:

    Time for gardening leave, perhaps?

    The plants would all whither and die.
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    MacronateMacronate
    edited March 2016
    ricky_otto said:

    just seen her in Greenwich Park, she's seen better days.

    oh dear, that's @cabbles date for tonight.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    skywalker said:

    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
    FFS NO!!!!! She'd start another war in a week AND we would all be on the side of the Argies....
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Macronate said:

    ricky_otto said:

    just seen her in Greenwich Park, she's seen better days.

    oh dear, that's @cabbles date tonight.
    Don't worry, I've literally just left her and she's fully sober and dressed now.
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    NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    soapy_jones said:

    skywalker said:

    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
    FFS NO!!!!! She'd start another war in a week AND we would all be on the side of the Argies....
    Well, there's always Rockall. Put her in charge of the puffins...
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    NornIrishAddick said:

    soapy_jones said:

    skywalker said:

    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
    FFS NO!!!!! She'd start another war in a week AND we would all be on the side of the Argies....
    Well, there's always Rockall. Put her in charge of the puffins...
    Rockall?

    She'd think you were swearing at her.

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    NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    Oggy Red said:

    NornIrishAddick said:

    soapy_jones said:

    skywalker said:

    Missed It said:

    Isawsummersplay said:

    Agree that a change of career will be beneficial, but suggests she takes a long relaxing sea-voyage first. I am sure there will no shortage of volunteers to take her to Southampton Docks. Bon Voyage.

    Stuff her in a shipping container and send her to Antwerp!
    You have her, please keep her or send her somewhere else ! (Isn't there a supermarket to be managed in the Falklands ? )
    FFS NO!!!!! She'd start another war in a week AND we would all be on the side of the Argies....
    Well, there's always Rockall. Put her in charge of the puffins...
    Rockall?

    She'd think you were swearing at her.

    I quite often am....
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    Leeds_AddickLeeds_Addick
    edited March 2016
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    *Photo removed*

    "If you were Roland you'd get to see even further up here"
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    boggzyboggzy
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    A bit of sick just came up.

    (Not a caption btw)
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    edited March 2016
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    NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    Feeding time at the sealion enclosure....
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    StigStig
    edited March 2016
    Tonight on Lip Sync Battle, Richard Murry [sic] will be David Bowie: "Take your protein pills and put your helmet on".



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    johnnyhumphreyjohnnyhumphrey
    RM--Oh hell,Roland can't make it to the game. I just can't believe it.
    KM--I fart in your general direction you silly English customers.
    KP--Ay,what--what happened.
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    NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    Trust me Katrien, Roly likes it this way....
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    For a moment I thought, aye aye... stockings!!!

    She just dissapoints me every time!
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    mogodonmogodon
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Caption competition?

    Sod the caption, that's put me off my fish fingers
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    LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    edited March 2016
    Sorry folks. We've got some offline battles we're waging right now and this caption competition is the kind of the thing that certainly won't help.
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    aliwibblealiwibble
    @LoOkOuT Might be worth doing a sticky as a reminder of the kind of stuff we need to steer clear of, for those who aren't reading this particular thread. And is there anything we can help with?
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    LuckyRedsLuckyReds
    edited March 2016
    LoOkOuT said:

    Sorry folks. We've got some offline battles we're waging right now and this caption competition is the kind of the thing that certainly won't help.

    No more caption competitions... or subtle up-skirt shots?
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