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Who will be the first to break the headline news............................

...................that RD has finally slung his hook ?
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  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,423
    Colin.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,942
    Lorraine Kelly
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    CAFC official
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,136
    KM, but who would believe her?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,504
    edited March 2016
    A spotty student doing media studies at college who goes on to become a newsreader in 10 years time.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    ross1 said:

    KM, but who would believe her?

    I reckon she'll be sacked soon. He'll use her as a scapegoat
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,988
    Mel Baroni


    oh, hang on a minute...
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,443
    Whoever is presenting BBC South East News in 2029
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,260
    Nostradamus.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,259
    Shay Given

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  • stevec
    stevec Posts: 1,144
    Chris Powell as he moves back in
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,801
    I thought all the hot news came from a spotty teenager in Israel??
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,438
    Jessie Addick.

    Will hear via local media about new Chinese owners.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2016
    Our new owner Kim Jong-un
  • addick05
    addick05 Posts: 2,348
    So long as we don't have to have the bloody haircut!
  • Peter Varney
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,227
    It was going to be me on 1st April. I had fake hyperlinks set up and everything. I won't bother now.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,370
    David Cameron
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,099
    It will be Romesh Ranganathan on one of the 128 BBC light entertainment programmes he is currently on....
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,714

    A spotty student doing media studies at college who goes on to become a newsreader in 10 years time.

    He'll say Alan Campbell by mistake.

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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,860
    I don't care, just let it be true and let it be soon.

    I hope it's Louis.
  • PeterGage
    PeterGage Posts: 1,804
    Local removal company as the sofa is being ditched
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,337
    Richard Murray's finest hour!
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,855
    Come on guys, nailed on to be VOTV on-line.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,611
    We won't need to be told, Roland will merely communicate the information to us telepathically using the power of his mind.
    You will know it is him, it will sound a bit like someone telling you the train on platform 4 is calling at all stations to Dartfford via Bexleyheath.
    He is Our Leader and he will show us The Way.
  • BartleyPark
    BartleyPark Posts: 430
    I hope they beam in his face onto the big screen at the Birmingham game so he can address those of us left directly.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 8,012
    Jerusalem Chronicle, three weeks before it actually happens.
  • Kanu is usually the answer.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,860

    I hope they beam in his face onto the big screen at the Birmingham game so he can address those of us left directly.

    They would have to provide sick bags and hostesses to explain their use ahead of such an initiative otherwise the cleaning bill for the ground and the dry cleaning bill for those vomited on by the seats above them would be massive.
  • Sam lloyd
    Sam lloyd Posts: 1,083

    I hope they beam in his face onto the big screen at the Birmingham game so he can address those of us left directly.

    They'll probably beam Pope Nick from St Peter's Square !!