An ad "Hock" but over "Dew" signing used to "stiffle" attacks, but over use of the "elbow" meant he sent more time with his previous club "Pastern" confessing his sins, also can't last the pace and tends to "withers" after an hour. Ended up playing at the "back" and now at he 'tail" end of his career despite being the dogs ******ks as a puppy playing the K9 lone role up front. Good enough for the loins so send him there.
I'm afraid he is bound for Barking. Although: Leeds, Wolferampton and Pawsmouth have all put in bids. Whoever wins his services will loan him to Bonemouth on a season long loan.
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Graham Mutt
Tail Ben Haim
Mark Breed
Bark Kinsella
Scott Wag Staff
Claws Jensen
Terrier Bullivant
Shaun Neuter
Phil Walkies
Stray Treacy
David Bite
Sub: Kennel Achampong
I'm here all week ;-)