Lessons One Learns Every Day

i_b_b_o_r_g

I'll kick off with; never question the hard yokes in the boiled eggs the war offices just prepared.

ricky_otto

Never get married.

lordromford

There are things that you learn every day? Don't you only have to learn each thing once?

Dazzler21

lordromford said:

There are things that you learn every day? Don't you only have to learn each thing once?

I think he's just learned that his memory is going.

ForeverAddickted

Never get a West Ham Season Ticket... If you do, dont mention it on a Charlton Forum

i_b_b_o_r_g

ForeverAddickted said:

Never get a West Ham Charlton Season Ticket... If you do, dont mention it on a Charlton Forum

Fixed that for you

ForeverAddickted

Never agree with Colin... You'll never be taken seriously again!!

NornIrishAddick

ForeverAddickted said:

Never agree with Colin... You'll never be taken seriously again!!

Except by Colin.

tom_k

Never trust a fart on a run

hawksmoor

Always go out with girls with small hands.

AFKABartram

That putting back on the shelf a bag of salted nuts, walking 1/2 a mile to a Holland & Barrett to buy a bag of unsalted nuts for twice the price, was a wasted effort in trying to be healthier when you then follow it up with four pints of lager, a pizza and a chocolate bar.

DaveMehmet

tom- k said:

Never trust a fart on a run

At my age you can delete the "on a run" part.

cafcdave123

hawksmoor said:

Always go out with girls with small hands.

Easy now AJ!

Welly

Never trust someone.who says trust me.

ricky_otto

Never have a threesome that involves a paddling pool and a bottle of olive oil.

ricky_otto

Never go to @cafcdave123 's house for dinner and stay for the 'afters'.

ricky_otto

hawksmoor said:

Always go out with girls with no teeth.

ForeverAddickted

Seems as though you should never do something that @Ricky_Otto suggests... He doesnt have the greatest record

ricky_otto

ForeverAddickted said:

Seems as though you should never do something that @Ricky_Otto suggests... He doesnt have the greatest record

Come on mate, I'm purely speaking on the experiences of others. - you know full well the paddling pool was you, Colin and Reza. My record is unblemished.