Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death
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>They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...
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>"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".
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>"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".
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> So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
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>There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!
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>"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
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>"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in ze desert, don'forget".
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>"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
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>And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to
>warn Pepe with his dying breath.
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>"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
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>"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"
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>"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....
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> "Ees.....
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> ...ees.....
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>.....Ees, a Ham Bush"
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