Day 1400 and 1401. Well, here we are, at another milestone in the great history of this regime that will surely last a thousand fandangos. The playing team are doing well, well done lads, even though it must be upsetting the drive for mid table mediocrity. He’s still here. Oh fuck....
I met the MOST AMAAAZING guy the other day, and he,like, really listened to me, you know, when I told him about how everyone was, like, really unfair to me and everything, and he was like, NO WAY, and he actually cried, and everything, and when I told him about the c word he was like OMG, and he wrote that bit down and he like really underlined it A LOT , and when I told him all the amazing stuff I had done he was like, omg you do SO much, you go girlfriend, and then I got a bit bored, and said it was time for me to go back to work, but I just went SHOPPING for the whole day which was like AMAAAZING!! Got some shoes!!!!!!!!
Day 1414 and Day 1415. In the year 1415, of course, we had the Battle of Agincourt which was a tricky away fixture, but we overcame the odds and we prevailed. Let’s hope there is a similar positive outcome for us in the near future. But maybe with less of the bows and arrows Anyway, in the meantime, he’s still here. Oh quiver filled fuck....
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Another win this weekend.
But he’s still here.
Oh clocks back fuck...
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...
He’s still bloody well here.
Oh bins out fuck..
He’s still here.
Oh fuck....
Well, here we are, at another milestone in the great history of this regime that will surely last a thousand fandangos.
The playing team are doing well, well done lads, even though it must be upsetting the drive for mid table mediocrity.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck....
He’s still here.
Oh raging fuck....
He’s still here.
Oh long drawn out fuck...
He‘s still here.
Oh stubborn fuck...
He’s still here.
Oh bin emptying fuck...
He’s still here.
Oh imminent or long drawn out fuck...
Extract from Daisy Dolittle’s Diary -
I met the MOST AMAAAZING guy the other day, and he,like, really listened to me, you know, when I told him about how everyone was, like, really unfair to me and everything, and he was like, NO WAY, and he actually cried, and everything, and when I told him about the c word he was like OMG, and he wrote that bit down and he like really underlined it A LOT , and when I told him all the amazing stuff I had done he was like, omg you do SO much, you go girlfriend, and then I got a bit bored, and said it was time for me to go back to work, but I just went SHOPPING for the whole day which was like AMAAAZING!! Got some shoes!!!!!!!!
He’s still here
Oh fuck....
Oh f......iddlesticks!
He’s still here
Oh morose fuck...
Oh frosty fuck
He’s still here.
Oh birthday cake up where the sun don’t shine fuck...
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...
Day 1
He's gone
Oh fuck....YESSSSSSSSS!
etc....
Don’t go Roland!!!
No, wait, just do, go on, off you fuck.
Good old day 1412, always been a favourite of mine.
Anyway, he’s still here.
OH BIN DAY FUCK...
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...
Fook!
In the year 1415, of course, we had the Battle of Agincourt which was a tricky away fixture, but we overcame the odds and we prevailed.
Let’s hope there is a similar positive outcome for us in the near future.
But maybe with less of the bows and arrows
Anyway, in the meantime, he’s still here.
Oh quiver filled fuck....