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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    ROLAND DOOTCH-A-LAY
    IS FLOGGING CHARLTON TODAY
    HE WAS FLOGGNG IT YESTERDAY
    ROLAND DOOTCH-A-LAY


    Repeat twenty thousand time...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1602.
    He’s still here, saving his pennies and blowing millions.
    Oh fuck...
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    "Counting the days till Roland Duchatelet leaves Charlton"

    Days became weeks
    Weeks became months
    Months became years
    Years became decades.
    Decades became centuries.
    Centuries became millennium.
    Millennium became oh fuck he's still here.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1603.
    Good old day 1603, it’s probably going to be yet another cracker in the Roly Land of Crap.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck....

    ( footnote - The Roly Land Of Crap is a bit like Kingdom of Leather but it’s where sofas come to die :wink: and football :neutral: )
  • He'll be gone soon and we can all wake up from the nightmare last 4/5/6/7/8 /9 years
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1604.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck..
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Too many fucking days
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344

    I'm going to start saving up money so I can afford the massive bender I am gong to go on when this finally happens.

    The longer he takes to do one, the more massive the bender will have to be.

    U may not survive this bender
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    I awoke from a dread dark dream
    Pearls of sweat stained the sheets
    Staring the gap of the patent blind
    The sun tore through the room
    Hastily i gathered newly woke senses
    Made first effort to move rested limbs
    Gingerly placed my toes to the floor
    Half lurched to the open doorway...

    AND STILL THE BELGIAN CNUT WAS THERE!!!

    (Soapy_Jones 2018)
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1605.
    And so it goes on. Fucking hell.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1606.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    Fuckski off?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited September 2018
    Day 1607 and 1608
    It is another Saturday morning and the B.O is in sombre mood.
    He is being chauffeur driven in his 2CV to see his half brother in the Home where he currently resides.
    As he arrives at the grand stately building, he is greeted by staff at the door.
    “Is there any improvement in him?” asks the B.O immediately.
    “ No,” replies the doctor, leading him in to a room and shaking his head sadly. “ I am afraid he is still....... nice.”
    The B.O lets out a cry of anguish. Try as he might, he could never shake the feeling that having a nice half brother was somehow a terrible stain on the family name. It seemed to challenge everything he stood for.
    The doctor meanwhile consults some notes.
    “ Yes, I am afraid the staff report he has been thoroughly decent all week.” he says with a heavy sigh. “On Monday, he made everyone breakfast, and supplied all of us with fresh spring water. On Tuesday, he replaced the entire boiler system in the Home, so now it works a treat...”
    “Oh Good God!” exclaims the B.O, wringing his hands and stomping about in frustration.
    “ On Wednesday, we found him listening to other people’s opinions in the communal lounge.” continues the doctor.
    “Jesus wept!” cries the B.O.
    “ And on Thursday and Friday, he formed a political party that people were actually interested in, and then he donated a huge sum of money to another political group.”
    “ ROT?” whispers the B.O in hoarse alarm.
    “ No I swear it’s absolutely true!” replies the medic, indignantly. “Look, it’s here in his bloody notes!”
    “ I had no idea he had got so bad.” says the B.O with a weary shake of his head.
    “ Bad? He’s positively lovely! He bought my wife a bunch of flowers yesterday because I told him she was a bit upset she forgot to put out the bins for collection!” says the doctor.
    “ How is he health wise?” says the B.O. “ Any sign of vinegar in his urine?”
    “No, none.” replies the doctor.
    There is silence for a moment.
    “ Does...... he...ever mention....me?” says the B.O hesitantly. “ His Visionary half brother?”
    The doctor looks through the notes.
    “ Yes, he has.... briefly.” says the Doctor with a small nod.
    “ What did he say?” says the B.O.
    “ He said ‘ Can you tell the awful old wanker to fuck off.’” replies the doctor.
    Whereupon, the B.O yells a savage cry and grabs the doctor by the throat.
    Now, it is not easy having a nice half brother in any family, but let us leave the B.O being restrained by medical staff, and let’s hope he finds some meaning and salvation in his half brother’s words.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...

  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,004
    Excellent
  • Brilliant stuff.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1609.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1610.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1611.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck..
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1612.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • Oh @3blokes bin day fuck
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    Could you go again 3blokes?

    A "counting the days till Fawaz sells Charlton Athletic" thread...
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Oh no too much, there are an infinite number of how many threads.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1613.
    He’s still here.
    Oh post bin day fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1614 and 1615.
    He’s still here
    Oh fuck...

    ( pulls duvet over head and goes back to sleep)
  • 3blokes said:

    Day 1614 and 1615.
    He’s still here
    Oh fuck...

    ( pulls duvet over head and goes back to sleep)

    At 6.34am! Yes to return of duvet
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1616.
    And so it goes on.
    He’s still here.
    Oh regular daily fuck
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1617.
    He’s still here.
    Oh boring no change fuck..
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1618.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1619.
    We’ve bin ( day) here before.
    He’s still here.
    Oh recycled fuck..
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    FUCK!!!!

    just

    FUCK!!!!