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Ideas needed. (Alternatively: where can I buy Man U stickers near Oxford Circus?)

LuckyReds
LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
in General Charlton
A picture speaks a thousand words..

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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,345
    Where can you buy manure stickers in Oxford Circus, is this a trick question? Walk into any of the cheap tourist tat shops and you'll have one in under a minute
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Fart in it them laugh your socks off when Nigel has his tea break!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,734
    Get along to a Card shop and buy two Birthday candles...

    One in the shape of a 2 the other in the shape of a 1 then sellotape them to his desk
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,284
    creepyaddick said:

    Fart in it them laugh your socks off when Nigel has his tea break!

    Many years ago (& bear with me on this) I was delivering furniture to a fire brigade station & they offered us cups of tea. we went to their kitchen with a couple of them them & having a chat they produced some bone china cups & said we won't give you these ones. Apparently a couple of weeks previously there had been a visit from Maggie Thatcher, so all of this bone china cups & plates etc had been bought especially for her visit. Come the day of the visit the cups were all laid out in the kitchen, before she arrived a couple of the guys popped along to the kitchen & wiped a certain part of themselves around all the tops of the cups just to make sure that whichever one she had, had its mark. Disgraceful behaviour of course & very childish. Just thought I'd mention it.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,474
    Why buy Man U stickers? Just go to Rymans or wherever, and get some self adhesive label sheets and print them yourself.
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,413
    Get a permanent marker and write "Palace Mug" on it.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    or just shit in it.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Smash it then put it in the cupboard. When they question what happened to it stab him in the throat with a biro
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,348
    Just leave it as it is. Surely it's already horrible enough?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    or just shit in it.

    cafcdave123 said:

    Smash it then put it in the cupboard. When they question what happened to it stab him in the throat with a biro

    Both excellent suggestions. Suggest the person who owns the mug is forced to eat it after its been shat in and smashed. Then stab him with a biro.

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  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,993
    cafcdave123 said:

    Smash it then put it in the cupboard. When they question what happened to it stab him in the throat with a biro

    That properly made me laugh. Also, I fully agree that this is the correct course of action.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,205
    Observe carefully which way round the palace wol holds its mug.
    Then carefully using a Dremel drill a very small hole about one inch from the top so that when it takes a sip hot liquid pours down its chin and onto its clothes.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    cafcfan said:

    Observe carefully which way round the palace wol holds its mug.
    Then carefully using a Dremel drill a very small hole about one inch from the top so that when it takes a sip hot liquid pours down its chin and onto its clothes.

    Or better still, urine.
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    Just a snide comment about there being two Palace mugs in the office should do.
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,494
    Just smash it with a hammer.
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    edited May 2016
    Clingfilm over the top then watch as the boiling water bounces back everywhere

    Bouncbackability

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