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Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    Yup, this one will do,it's more comfortable than the one they destroyed.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    edited June 2016
    'And if the chosen fans lay on the new sofa at this angle, close one eye and squint through the other they can see the large chap in the cardie signalling there's 2 mins left to play...'
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Hurry up Katrien, this hole in the back of my trousers is getting me cold. Get your big nose here now
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    edited June 2016
    Ding dong the dick is dead!!
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    The sofa has gone for a Burton......
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    edited June 2016
    Today I was going to release that cure for cancer that I've been developing, but I've just read the Official Manager Rumours Thread on Charlton Life and now I'm so depressed nothing seems to matter anymore. I think I might just lie here and slowly starve to death instead.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    RD: They've destroyed her... I hope those pesky Charlton fans are happy now they've destroyed my one true love.

    Assistant: Katrien's dead?

    RD: Noo they've destroyed my Sofa!!
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Roland slipped into a meat coma after eating 2% of the Father's Day carvery leftovers.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    "I don't care if it is only a penny, it is down the back of the sofa and I am not leaving until I get it out"
  • unjpc49427
    unjpc49427 Posts: 97
    So he does watch 'live feeds' of all our games after all!
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    Corpse found at the back of the BHS furniture department. Post mortem suggests he's been dead for three years.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Sofa King Randy Roly slips leather settee one in memory of lost pitchside lover.
  • Saulc23
    Saulc23 Posts: 685
    "Katrien, I'm ready for my face sitting now."
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    Roland passes out when Ollie in communications asks for a new camera.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a good football club owner.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    Wannabe adult actor assumes his position on the casting couch.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited June 2016
    One looks like a bit of cheap material off the backside of a cow - the other is a leather sofa.
  • tonyupnorth
    tonyupnorth Posts: 97
    The manager of my local british home stores yesterday
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,214
    edited June 2016

    Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
    You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,821
    "Looovelyyyyy, loooovelyyyy!"
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    There's bound to be at least three Euros in loose change down the back of this.
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,699
    It's cheaper than a prossi.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited June 2016
    If any bugger tries to destroy THIS sofa they will have to take me too!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    "FFS! Katrien told me she dropped a pound coin down the back of this fucking thing!"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    If I pretend I'm dead the Charlton fans might go a bit easier on My daughterKartien.


    Well you'd be wrong there Roly.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    "......and from this angle everything seems to be Ok"
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    Hey Katrien do you wanna tryout the seats in my private jet. By the way have we tried teabagging? Numerous former employees have suggested I should do this!
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    shirty5 said:


    Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
    You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

    Classic, Avalanches frontier psychiatrist. That boy needs therapy.

    'And milk Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
    And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin'

    Heard a rumour they are going to finally release a second album.
  • cherryorchard
    cherryorchard Posts: 1,721
    Doctor, Doctor - Nobody loves me, the whole world hates me.
    That's not true Roly - some people don't even know you.

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