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  • Well someone has ,but it was not me.............i am out.
  • Always had a crush on both Krankies, if it's a threesome it's a yes from me.

    (Wanders off to cut off posting thumbs and be sick)
  • Id give her a brief union.
  • how tall is she ?
  • how tall is she ?

    Sounds fun, what are you planning?
  • A double ententrdre?
  • Always had a crush on both Krankies, if it's a threesome it's a yes from me.

    (Wanders off to cut off posting thumbs and be sick)

    You're a sick sick man. :smiley:
  • Redrobo said:

    how tall is she ?

    Sounds fun, what are you planning?
    69, Lincsaddick is only 4 foot tall
  • Just finished throwing up, done some exercises for the screwed up knee and now asking not would ya but where are ya?

    Having to true with index fingers as the tong have popped round and removed top ends of thumbs and that is hurting a bit right now.

    I've got it sorted though. It's like Europe, never needed them, can get along without them, after the stumps heal obviously.
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  • Nay fookin way. Would be like shagging Richard keys
  • Only if she takes it up the bottom.
  • Looks a wee bat faashy
  • edited July 2016
    Yes absolutely and not just as a way of claiming a moody Scottish passport as a safety net for when Brexit goes badly and NS leads her much wiser compatriots back into the bosom of our European partners
  • Only if she's got a shaven sporren
  • Only if she's got a shaven sporren

    And not a saggy haggis
  • Well someone has ,but it was not me.............i am out.

    Shouldn't that be "oot"?
  • I'd rather join my Scotch mates Ben Doon and Phil McKracken...

    (From 1974)
  • Only if she's got a shaven sporren

    And not a saggy haggis
    Not often that something turns my stomach, but this has.
    I picked a bad time to eat lunch
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  • I'd be concerned about any exit plan, and would feel there may be a hidden agenda, so many precautions need to be used that any positives would be hard to realise.
  • I'd be concerned about any exit plan, and would feel there may be a hidden agenda, so many precautions need to be used that any positives would be hard to realise.

    Best not to enter in the first place.
  • I'd be concerned about any exit plan, and would feel there may be a hidden agenda, so many precautions need to be used that any positives would be hard to realise.

    You should always take precautions as withdrawal method is not reliable
  • edited July 2016
    100% she would fuck you it wouldn't be a case of any of us fucking her. She is the dominant force sexually
  • Carter said:

    100% she would fuck you it wouldn't be a case of any of us fucking her. She is the dominant force sexual

    I'm going to bed now and if I have nightmares it's down to you
  • Patriotic as I am, it's a no. She makes the Queen look horny.
  • Only if she's got a shaven sporren

    And not a saggy haggis
    Bet it looks like road kill

  • Squirrel, fox, pheasant or badger?
  • Squirrel, fox, pheasant or badger?

    He's not fussy
  • I'd rather join my Scotch mates Ben Doon and Phil McKracken...

    (From 1974)

    Wasn't it Phil McCavity?

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