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Weird/useless facts

North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
edited July 2016 in Not Sports Related
Any good ones?

I'll start with these two:

- If you are in a room of 23 people, there's statistically a 50% chance that two people share the same birthday.

- In a public toilet, the cubicle by the door is likely to be the cleanest one.
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  • kentaddickkentaddick
    cigarette lighters were invented before matches.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    DaveMehmet said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    Any good ones?

    I'll start with these two:

    - If you are in a room of 23 people, there's statistically a 50% chance that two people share the same birthday.

    - In a public toilet, the cubicle by the door is likely to be the cleanest one.

    Especially if it's a maternity ward.
    No, they'd rush to the nearest toilet!!
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    North Lower Neil said:

    Any good ones?

    I'll start with these two:

    - If you are in a room of 23 people, there's statistically a 50% chance that two people share the same birthday.

    - In a public toilet, the cubicle by the door is likely to be the cleanest one.

    unless Dave Mehmet has been in there
  • palarsehaterpalarsehater
    all packets of crisps go out of date on a Saturday.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    People that draw their curtains every night run out of paper after the first week

    Why draw them? I mean why not take a photo instead?
  • AddicktedAddickted
    All Polar Bears are left handed.
  • NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    Okay, useless history fact, after the American Civil War, members of the Fenian Brotherhood decided that the best way to liberate Ireland was to invade Canada (I cannot remember off-hand, but I think there were 3-4 incursions).

    It is less bonkers than you might imagine, though not much, as part of the idea was to link up with Louis Riel and the Metis.
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  • charltonkestoncharltonkeston
    You only need 4 colours on a map.
  • All_Thaid_UpAll_Thaid_Up
    The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  • NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    charltonkeston said:

    You only need 4 colours on a map.

    Surely there would only be two colours actually needed (black and white)?????
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    There are no grand pianos in Japan
  • AddicktedAddickted
    Hitler gained his degree in Peace Studies from Salzburg University in 1924.

    We got a 2:1
  • charltonkestoncharltonkeston
    NornIrishAddick said:

    charltonkeston said:

    You only need 4 colours on a map.

    Surely there would only be two colours actually needed (black and white)?????
    no, 4
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    A whale's penis is called a dork.
  • letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    The holes in Swiss cheese are made by cuckoos as they eat their way through which is why you get small ones as they start off and progressively larger ones as they put on weight.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    image
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    ValleyGary said:

    You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

    Which is why i always shag the fat ones in the kitchen.

    Surely you've led a couple down from the 3rd floor of the venue over the years?
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  • Alex WrightAlex Wright
    Giraffes can lick their own ears.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    I had a shop up Grove Park, next to the BR station

    Get away, you'll be telling us you live in France next.
  • Afternoon DelightAfternoon Delight
    The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Afternoon Delight said:

    The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary

    Isn't it?
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    DaveMehmet said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    I had a shop up Grove Park, next to the BR station

    Get away, you'll be telling us you live in France next.
    Howdue know that
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    I had a shop up Grove Park, next to the BR station

    Get away, you'll be telling us you live in France next.
    Howdue know that
    Lucky guess.
  • letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    Afternoon Delight said:

    The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary

    Is that why you've spelt it wrong ?
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Afternoon Delight said:

    The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary

    Isn't it?
    It is, I just got off the bus back from the library just to check
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    Henry Irving said:

    There are no grand pianos in Japan

    come off it
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