To cheer things up a bit..

Exiled_Addick

or make them 10 x worse, depending on your perspective, how about a midweek pun-run?

Looks like this fella might have tossed away his career as a truck driver.

Lettuce see if you lot can come up with anything better.

3blokes

He'll get a rocket from his boss and probably will have to take a cut in his celery.

FORD

Just the tip of the iceberg

soapy_jones

He'll certainly get a dressing down...

Exiled_Addick

I wonder how long the road will Romaine closed for.

sadiejane1981

Lettuce leaf it there.

FORD

Oils well that ends well

RedChaser

Cos his heart wasn't in his job.

i_b_b_o_r_g

He'll be on a smaller celery after that

RedChaser

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

He'll be on a smaller celery after that

Yep he'll certainly get some stick.

ricky_otto

Sounds like he got in a right pickle.

Bow_Addick

Maybe he'll lose the truck license. He'll still avvocado.

StigThundercock

All those salad puns leave me cold

sam3110

You guys don't need egging on do you?!

What a little gem of a story that is, the driver is a right butterhead, hope he doesn't have a chick-or-y will be sleeping on the sofa tonight

CharlTony

Don’t want this to descend into Crudities but the driver sounds like a bit of a Tosser.

IdleHans

Maybe so, but he hasn't broken the slaw.