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Songs for the new hexagonal goal nets

ateamofcorygibbs
ateamofcorygibbs Posts: 1,193
in General Charlton
Okay lads, I'll start things off.

We've got new nets
We've got new neeee-eeets
They are hexagonal
We've got new nets!


Oh South London!
Oh South London!
Is wonderful!
Is wonderful!
Oh South London is wonderful
It's full of hexagonal goal nets
Oh South London is wonderful!


To the 'Jorge Costa/Jose Semedo' tune:

Hexagonal goal nets wooaahhh
Hexagonal goal nets wooaahhh
The nets are in the goal
They are hexagonal
Hexagonal goal nets woooahhh

Comments

  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    We all dream of a team of Hexagonals... Hexagonals... Hexagonals
    Number Ones... Hexagonal
    Number twos... Hexagonal
  • stockholmaddick
    stockholmaddick Posts: 101
    Just change wonderwall to hexagonal
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    edited July 2016
    Bulge in a minute
    You're gonna bulge in a minute
    (to which ever set are being defended by Charlton)

    Six sides
    You've only got six sides

    It's only some poor little netting
    It'll soon be all tattered and torn
    When @C4FC4L1f3's on the pitch
    He'll rip it to bits
    And then it won't bulge anymore

  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,334
    Eight?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,315
    Both goals together have eight
  • Bolderhumphreyreid
    Bolderhumphreyreid Posts: 2,553
    You're not square any more.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    stockholmaddick said:

    Just change wonderwall to hexagonal

    Pack it in we've got a winner
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,918
    stockholmaddick said:

    Just change wonderwall to hexagonal

    Winner
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Hexagonal
    The mist rolling in from the Thames
    My desire is always to be found in hexagonal
    Many roads have i travelled
    Many shapes have i seen
    Geometry, my favourite scene
    Many hours have i spent
    With my protractor
    Singing hexagonal my only desire
  • CharltonDave85
    CharltonDave85 Posts: 502
    A slow day in the office for some I feel
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  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    Get out of our goal
    Get out of our goal
    You hexagonal wankers
    Get out of our goal
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    You're gonna clash with the netting
    Clash with the netting
    You're gonna clash with the netting etc
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,601
    An as we were saying goodbye to the squares , saying goodbye to the squares, goodbye squares, goodbye squares............
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    Love a fishnet.
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    6 sides to a hole
    Hexagonal seaming
    Thirty years of squares
    Never stopped me dreaming.

    It's honeycomb, it's honeycomb, it's honey...
    Nets are honeycomb...
  • Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch
    Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch Posts: 1,785
    Hark now hear the six sides sing, the four sides run away...
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    You've got to hold and draw

    But do it at the right time

    You can be slow or fast

    But you must draw a straight line

    Get out your protractor

    Draw it in black

    60 degree angle

    300 round the back

    Draw it all on

    Cos' I'm the geomet-mon

    And what you're looking at

    Is the the hexagon

    We ain't no hooligans

    This ain't a maths song

    Six sides on my chest

    I know we can't go wrong

  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,521
    Who's the hexie in the goal?
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Where's your hexagon, oh where's your hexagon...

    Can I make a first claim for the promotional video - SIX on the pitch...
  • FORD
    FORD Posts: 627
    edited July 2016
    From Disney frozen...

    Nets in goal, nets in goal,
    Can't hold it back anymore
    Nets in goal, nets in goal,
    Sold my team and blame the whore
    And here I stand
    And here I'll stay
    Nets in goal, nets in goal,
    A keeper never bothered me anyway
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  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,291
    You're all bonkers. It's one reason why I love this place :-)
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    You don't know what your netting... You don't know what your netting!!
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    edited July 2016
    Nets, Nets what ever shape they be,
    We've got the best in the whole country.
    To keep them nice, our players think twice,
    Scoring goals is no certainty.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,561
    Atomic Kitten - (W)hole Again
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    your sister is your mother so on and so forth.
    the hexagonal family
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    For the older members on here......................"Nets go round again" Average White band.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    cafc4life said:

    your sister is your mother so on and so forth.
    the hexagonal family

    Your sister is a rhombus, your mother...
  • Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch
    Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch Posts: 1,785
    We want seven!
    We want seven!
    We want seven!
    ...

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