Bloke sees a new cake shop on the High St with a sign saying: All cakes, 20p He walks in and sees the place is rammed with the things. 'So, all your cakes are 20p.,' he says to the shopkeeper, 'Yes, sir, every cake is 20p.' The man looks around for a bit and then points at the top shelf and says, 'Hold on, that one says it's 50p.' 'Ah,' says the shopkeeper, 'That's Madeira cake.'
"Amess infamously appeared in the "Drugs" episode of the spoof current affairs television programme Brass Eye, and was fooled into filming an elaborate warning against the dangers of a fictional Eastern European drug called "cake". He asked a question about "cake" in Parliament, alongside real substances khat and GHB."
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Tottenham cake
Both have got so much smaller greggs should be shamed
Bakewell tart
Madeira cake
Full of cocaine.
No, not cocaine, raisins.
(Black) Forest Hill cake
He walks in and sees the place is rammed with the things.
'So, all your cakes are 20p.,' he says to the shopkeeper,
'Yes, sir, every cake is 20p.'
The man looks around for a bit and then points at the top shelf and says, 'Hold on, that one says it's 50p.'
'Ah,' says the shopkeeper,
'That's Madeira cake.'
"Amess infamously appeared in the "Drugs" episode of the spoof current affairs television programme Brass Eye, and was fooled into filming an elaborate warning against the dangers of a fictional Eastern European drug called "cake". He asked a question about "cake" in Parliament, alongside real substances khat and GHB."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/the-mp-tricked-into-condemning-a-fake-drug-called-cake-has-been-put-in-charge-of-scrutinising-drugs-a6704671.html
"The MP tricked into condemning a fake drug called ‘Cake’ is to chair a committee debating new drugs law"