Just been getting ready for bed and spent ages putting on cream to neck area of chest and bottom of back. Spent ages looking in the mirror like a contortionist mirrors underneath round the back trying to see dry sore spot then applied cream smoothly and gently on all the areas, went back to bathroom to put on top of cream and found I have smothered myself in toothpaste, start again with hydrocortisone
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Thanks for the laughs - some of these are brilliant.
But I'm intrigued - do you spend hours and hours on the internet looking for these gems?
Better than reading about my only friend.
Never know why the ones I think are funny (eg Protest Sine and the Crossword one) are never the ones that get most LOL's on here....
Trouble is ARTHUR nothing beats a good nob gag for making people larf!
So I've been told.
Not very subtle, Asda, AA batteries right next to discounted 50 Shades of grey DVD's.
What to do?
Spent ages looking in the mirror like a contortionist mirrors underneath round the back trying to see dry sore spot
then applied cream smoothly and gently on all the areas, went back to bathroom to put on top of cream and found
I have smothered myself in toothpaste, start again with hydrocortisone
My friends text message
(From local paper, hence the idiot posing in true local paper comedy style)