The Golden Lion in Bexleyheath annual classiest woman contest got off to a rip roaring start on Saturday after Bianca and Sigourney, both mothers of seven, got into a no holds barred bitch fight over Wayne, a 22 year old Nike tracksuit wearing,Vauxhall Astra driving, absolute tosspot, cocaine dealer from Erith. Wayne, who wears a fake Rolex, can barely put a sentence together and is one faulty brake light away from doing a 4 stretch said “tell you Bruv, dem bitches went strong, I been on dese roads since I was a younger and it was jokes how dey went at it fam” A translator from Bexley councils Jamaican mild-slang department was not available to explain what the hell the jumped up little gutter rat was saying, so we are none the wiser. Both women were treated at the scene for loss of hair extensions, false eyelashes and Bianca was treated for shock after losing the badge off her Michael Kors bag. The Gazette has learnt that the two women have been charged with possession of offensive make-up and wearing ludicrous platforms with intent to endanger life. The competition continues this Friday night.
And even if it was true, what has the number of words in Pythagoras' theory about the angles in a triangle got to do with the international trading of cabbages?
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Wayne, who wears a fake Rolex, can barely put a sentence together and is one faulty brake light away from doing a 4 stretch said “tell you Bruv, dem bitches went strong, I been on dese roads since I was a younger and it was jokes how dey went at it fam”
A translator from Bexley councils Jamaican mild-slang department was not available to explain what the hell the jumped up little gutter rat was saying, so we are none the wiser.
Both women were treated at the scene for loss of hair extensions, false eyelashes and Bianca was treated for shock after losing the badge off her Michael Kors bag.
The Gazette has learnt that the two women have been charged with possession of offensive make-up and wearing ludicrous platforms with intent to endanger life.
The competition continues this Friday night.
Step 2 Stick em somewhere interesting.
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The great repeal bill has more words that Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, therefore we shouldn't leave the EU?
lambscatsOh yeah, you've got locker 60.
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