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Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,267
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,992
    Russell, you've got your initials on your training top and on your car keys - have you got some kind of issue with remembering your own name?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,976
    So I just sign here then put these keys in the bowl?
  • CostaFortune
    CostaFortune Posts: 404
    Right, that's the list of my starters for this ebay lunch. Now for the mains......
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    "Dear Roland,
    First of all, may I thank you for the opportunity.."
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,976
    Dear Roland, I wrote you but you still ain't calling.
    I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom.
    I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em.
    There probably was a problem at the post office or something.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,976
    Henry Irving said:

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    Can anyone tell me if this is official?
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,931
    "Dear Jonathan, thank you for the list of 452 players I should sign"
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,565
    So if I sign here Thomas Driesen will match my haircut?
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,833
    I've told you Tracey, despite what Curbishley says in Carl's reference letter about him having a better game to goals scoring ratio, he isn't going to displace Magennis in my team!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,708
    Dear Santa,

    If I'm still here, I would like the following players......

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  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    "Right, then.. That finishes your reference, Mr Makienok. Good luck for the future"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    And that concludes my tinder profile.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    edited September 2016
    Dear Henry.

    No you cant come in here and help yourself to things for the Museum, how many times do I have to tell you
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    Chris Solly is given a stern telling off by the Manager and is given a note for his Mum after he returns to pre-season training a little overweight and without a haircut after breaking Russell's code of conduct
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "I'm fairly sure that's not a swear word in Flemish, Russell"
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    edited September 2016
    Henry Irving said:

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    Slade makes written appeal against ban from Millers public house
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    "Right let me get this right Mr Meatloaf, you want to sing Bat out of Hell when the teams walk out and Dead Ringer for Love at half time"?
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    Henry Irving said:

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    Keen club goer writes to MP to express annoyance at Fabric's closure
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,995
    "...and you can guarantee signs of hair growth in the fist 6-8 weeks or its my money back, right?"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,053

    Slade: I've got to say you look a little bigger than that dating-app video of you eating noodles on the train.

    Woman: Well look at you Miss Ann Friel, you look a lot more chunky and masculine than you did on your vid.

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    Yes Katrien I really like your new look with blonde hair, why do I have a smirk on my face...? - thats a weird question
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    edited September 2016
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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,133
    'So you promise to post this on the Best Resignations thread on Charlton Life? Did you leave me that envelope in the toilet I asked for?'
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    "Well this is a first, signing a disclaimer in a brass house"
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,976
    Yours sincerely,

    Varys.
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,565
    "After you have signed that, I have the latest Sick Notes from El Hadjis Dr for you to look through...."
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    I will not question the Supreme Leader's decisions
    I will not question the Supreme Leader's decisions
    I will not question the Supreme Leader's decisions
    I will not question the Supreme Leader's decisions
    I will not question the Supreme Leader's decisions
    ...
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,660
    Dear Mum,
    I ran away to join the Foreign Legion but failed the medical, so I joined the circus instead.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,865
    "I'll be with you in a moment, but you must have patience. Have you seen the patience we've shown? We've shown great patience! Louuuuuuuuuuuuis!!!! Get in here! Show this lady how patient we've been!!!!"
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,215
    Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
    You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
    Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
    And here's an autograph for your brother
    I wrote it on the Starter cap
    I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you
    Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you.

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