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AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
edited September 2016 in Not Sports Related
Women who drink on their own in station pubs after work....

A. Same as a bloke really, busy day and a chance to unwind and gather thoughts before journey home. There is no drama here...

or

B. Ultimate loose cannons that have the potential to provide the most energetically speculative, noisy sexual partners one day, demented plate thrown at wall / ashtray thrown at head / cut up clothes the next day

Is the chance of B greatly increased by the ordering of a pint of lager instead of a glass of wine?

Discuss

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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    Hi
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    They should be at home sorting some blokes tea out.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Cannon Street again?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    edited September 2016
    smudge7946 said:

    They should be at home sorting some blokes tea out.

    Damn straight
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    I like a plate thrower. It makes me feel alive as I'm scrambling around trying to get my belongings together before something made of porcelain knocks me out.
    :smile:
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Having given the matter some serious thought, considering all angles, I've come to the conclusion that they're gagging for it.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    edited September 2016
    She's waiting for her 6' 2" triathlon running boyfriend. They'll go to see an art house film then have dinner followed by incredible sex in their penthouse flat in Bloomsbury.

    She's out of your class mate


  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    DaveMehmet said:

    Henry Irving said:

    She's waiting for her 6' 2" triathlon running boyfriend. They'll go to see an art house film then have dinner followed by incredible sex in their penthouse flat in Bloomsbury.

    She's out of your class mate


    She was out of his class when you got to the 6' 2" bit
    Out of reach, you mean.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Has your wife popped down the Metro Bar again?
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  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,964
    At least she's not in the Millers...
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Alwaysneil said:

    Cannon Street again?

    Loose Cannon Street
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,270
    Definitely there for the dipping, but you won't be able to drink there again afterwards
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Bird I used to work with used to go drinking on her own all the time. She was in her 40s and was a right slapper. She definitely did it just to pull (and the fact she was a raging alchoholic). One of the blokes I knew had a go of her, said she had a Jack and Danny like an exploded hot pocket!!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    I think the use of the letter B and the subsequent description is not a mistake on AFKA's part...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Ha ha
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    WSS said:

    I think the use of the letter B and the subsequent description is not a mistake on AFKA's part...

    Now I don't know if that was brave or stupid but I reckon you will find out first
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,738
    WSS said:

    I think the use of the letter B and the subsequent description is not a mistake on AFKA's part...

    Think I know where you're coming from, WSS....

    ( And that wasn't meant how it sounds!)

  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    3blokes said:

    I like a plate thrower. It makes me feel alive as I'm scrambling around trying to get my belongings together before something made of porcelain knocks me out.
    :smile:

    Not so much when you took her back to yours
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    WSS said:

    I think the use of the letter B and the subsequent description is not a mistake on AFKA's part...

    Hahahahaha
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  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    What is it with you lot and your addiction to degrading women?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Big_Bad_World said:

    What is it with you lot and your addiction to degrading women?

    Takes our minds off the football.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,850
    Big_Bad_World said:

    What is it with you lot and your addiction to degrading women?

    Shut up you spanner chucking toolbox mug.

    (is that better?)
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Off_it said:

    Big_Bad_World said:

    What is it with you lot and your addiction to degrading women?

    Shut up you spanner chucking toolbox mug.

    (is that better?)
    image
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,850
    Easy with the power tools fella. That's pwopa nawty!
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Don't worry, the battery has run out.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Big_Bad_World said:

    Don't worry, the battery has run out.

    I though proper wall didn't run?
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    DaveMehmet said:

    Big_Bad_World said:

    Don't worry, the battery has run out.

    I though proper wall didn't run?
    That's because most of us are fat and has nothing to do with bravery and/or gallantry.

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