Non-Charlton topic of the night

AFKABartram

Women who drink on their own in station pubs after work....

A. Same as a bloke really, busy day and a chance to unwind and gather thoughts before journey home. There is no drama here...

or

B. Ultimate loose cannons that have the potential to provide the most energetically speculative, noisy sexual partners one day, demented plate thrown at wall / ashtray thrown at head / cut up clothes the next day

Is the chance of B greatly increased by the ordering of a pint of lager instead of a glass of wine?

Discuss

Leuth

Hi

smudge7946

They should be at home sorting some blokes tea out.

Alwaysneil

Cannon Street again?

Leuth

smudge7946 said:

They should be at home sorting some blokes tea out.

Damn straight

3blokes

I like a plate thrower. It makes me feel alive as I'm scrambling around trying to get my belongings together before something made of porcelain knocks me out.

DaveMehmet

Having given the matter some serious thought, considering all angles, I've come to the conclusion that they're gagging for it.

Henry Irving

She's waiting for her 6' 2" triathlon running boyfriend. They'll go to see an art house film then have dinner followed by incredible sex in their penthouse flat in Bloomsbury.

She's out of your class mate

DaveMehmet

Henry Irving said:

She's waiting for her 6' 2" triathlon running boyfriend. They'll go to see an art house film then have dinner followed by incredible sex in their penthouse flat in Bloomsbury.

She's out of your class mate

She was out of his class when you got to the 6' 2" bit

Addickted2TheReds

DaveMehmet said:

Henry Irving said:

She's waiting for her 6' 2" triathlon running boyfriend. They'll go to see an art house film then have dinner followed by incredible sex in their penthouse flat in Bloomsbury.

She's out of your class mate

She was out of his class when you got to the 6' 2" bit

Out of reach, you mean.

Macronate

Has your wife popped down the Metro Bar again?

SE10Addick

At least she's not in the Millers...

Exiled_Addick

Alwaysneil said:

Cannon Street again?

Loose Cannon Street

sam3110

Definitely there for the dipping, but you won't be able to drink there again afterwards

Brendan_O_Connell

Bird I used to work with used to go drinking on her own all the time. She was in her 40s and was a right slapper. She definitely did it just to pull (and the fact she was a raging alchoholic). One of the blokes I knew had a go of her, said she had a Jack and Danny like an exploded hot pocket!!

WSS

I think the use of the letter B and the subsequent description is not a mistake on AFKA's part...

AFKABartram

Ha ha

nth_london_addick

WSS said:

I think the use of the letter B and the subsequent description is not a mistake on AFKA's part...

Now I don't know if that was brave or stupid but I reckon you will find out first

Fanny Fanackapan

WSS said:

I think the use of the letter B and the subsequent description is not a mistake on AFKA's part...

Think I know where you're coming from, WSS....

( And that wasn't meant how it sounds!)

MrOneLung

3blokes said:

I like a plate thrower. It makes me feel alive as I'm scrambling around trying to get my belongings together before something made of porcelain knocks me out.

Not so much when you took her back to yours

Addickted2TheReds

WSS said:

I think the use of the letter B and the subsequent description is not a mistake on AFKA's part...

Hahahahaha

Big_Bad_World

What is it with you lot and your addiction to degrading women?

DaveMehmet

Big_Bad_World said:

What is it with you lot and your addiction to degrading women?

Takes our minds off the football.

Off_it

Big_Bad_World said:

What is it with you lot and your addiction to degrading women?

Shut up you spanner chucking toolbox mug.

(is that better?)

Big_Bad_World

Off_it said:

Big_Bad_World said:

What is it with you lot and your addiction to degrading women?

Shut up you spanner chucking toolbox mug.

(is that better?)

Off_it

Easy with the power tools fella. That's pwopa nawty!

Big_Bad_World

Don't worry, the battery has run out.

DaveMehmet

Big_Bad_World said:

Don't worry, the battery has run out.

I though proper wall didn't run?

Big_Bad_World

DaveMehmet said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Don't worry, the battery has run out.

I though proper wall didn't run?

That's because most of us are fat and has nothing to do with bravery and/or gallantry.