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Russell Slade's Birthday 10 October - what's on his present list?

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  • 16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
  • SDAddick said:

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
    Knew it all along, bribery!
  • edited October 2016
    SDAddick said:

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
    I've spent it on fine wine, high class hookers and Class A's.

    whatever was left over was spent by elfs in Bury.
  • Gastric band?

    Extra large of course.
  • edited October 2016
    Heated arm warmers so he can keep his arms folded for 90 minutes and still feel nice and cosy.
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
  • SDAddick said:

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
    I've spent it on fine wine, high class hookers and Class A's.

    whatever was left over was spent by elfs in Bury.
    That's fine, as long as it went to good use.
  • Patience....!
  • SDAddick said:

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
    I've spent it on fine wine, high class hookers and Class A's.

    whatever was left over was spent by elfs in Bury.
    Don't you mean whine?!
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
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  • Did you not get the invite?
  • Did you not get the invite?

    I would have accepted the invite at Bury, it could happen at Gillingham. I am even bringing women for him.
  • Tonsupport his team right? Not actual Slade groupies thinking they are seeing the band...
  • Tonsupport his team right? Not actual Slade groupies thinking they are seeing the band...

    Definitely not!
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight females between the ages of 25 - 45 (in age, not stone). And they have to under go a rigorous physical examination.
  • edited October 2016

    Did you not get the invite?

    I would have accepted the invite at Bury, it could happen at Gillingham. I am even bringing women for him.
    I'd rather you didn't.
  • Did you not get the invite?

    I would have accepted the invite at Bury, it could happen at Gillingham. I am even bringing women for him.
    I'd rather you didn't.
    It will take your mind off the football.
  • edited October 2016

    Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight males between the ages of 25 - 45 (in stone, not age). And they have to under go a rigorous sexual examination.
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight males between the ages of 25 - 45 (in stone, not age). And they have to under go a rigorous sexual examination.
    Look mate, this is for my fan club, not yours.
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight males between the ages of 25 - 45 (in stone, not age). And they have to under go a rigorous sexual examination.
    Look mate, this is for my fan club, not yours.
    :open_mouth: I have a fan club?
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  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight females between the ages of 25 - 45 (in age, not stone). And they have to under go a rigorous physical examination.
    That rules out the millers bexley then
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight females between the ages of 25 - 45 (in age, not stone). And they have to under go a rigorous physical examination.
    That rules out the millers bexley then
    I keep telling Otto that women in their fifty's are more attractive.
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