Apparently there were a couple on my development tonight. I will most certainly smack them righteously up the head should they try and scare me or my kids.
Or I'll shit my pants and cry. Definitely one of the two
No doubt a couple of these will be actual criminals that realise it's a great way to be able to mug people without being identified. That for me is the real issue, the fact you can't identify them. Then again you could probably have their name, address and a video tape of them doing it and the police still wouldn't give a shit.
I'm not a violent person at all but if this freak comes anywhere near me he's getting a preemptive kick in his comedy klaxons. Freak me right out clowns and I couldn't sleep for days after watching, "It".
I shouldn't laugh as the attack sounds pretty serious but the fact the police seriously gave a description of what the 'clown' was wearing is hilarious. How the hell will they find him, it could be anyone?!
"He was wearing a black and brown wig, a clown-painted face, a yellow jacket, and black trousers"
why would you be scared of a clown chasing you in a park, any more than a normally dressed person chasing you in the park?
what is the difference?
I suppose you can assess a situation better when your potential assailant isn't wearing a mask/costume. You can see if it's a nerdy kid and stand your ground (or have it on your toes if it's a lunatic with a dirty great knife)
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Or I'll shit my pants and cry. Definitely one of the two
Seriously?
What is happening to this country?
Maybe we should all dress as scary clowns for the Coventry game. Scare the players in to giving a shit. Piggy back the media attention.
I'm going with the Scandinavian steel axe that I keep in the campervan.
If I see one I'll thump them
"He was wearing a black and brown wig, a clown-painted face, a yellow jacket, and black trousers"
"If I was invisible for a day I'd kick a mime to death."
what is the difference?
I was just about to chase after him, then realised it was an "old girl" in a purple & yellow mack.
This is getting fucking ridiculous now... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-chases-killer-clowns-in-cumbria/
(Wanders off in disbelief with squirts bow tie spinning)