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I' m pissef as a farf.

That's it really.

Discuss.

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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,077
    iainment said:

    That's it really.

    Discuss.

    And I can't spell
  • There's a thread for this sort of thing.
  • CL at its finest!
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,878
    Enteriainment
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 64,400
    Think you've got something stuck under your F key.
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,878
    Jonathan Ross' wife?
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,231

    There's a thread for this sort of thing.

    'Southeastern train disruption on the way home', delayed again by Iain pulling the emergency cord while quaffing special brew
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,077
    I am still awake. Just.

    Where is the veggie takeaway in Plumstead.
    I'm starving hungry. Feed the puke and all that.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,261
    You are drunk enough to enjoy meat. Just go for it.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,231
    iainment said:

    I am still awake. Just.

    Where is the veggie takeaway in Plumstead.
    I'm starving hungry. Feed the puke and all that.

    The kebab shop that does salad in pitta and chips? Head down the high street, there's a few down there. They'll not let you in if you've been sick down your shirt though, so put your coat on

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  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    You really have to question it all sometimes
  • Why is it that people feel the need to incorrectly write words in order to indicate they have drunk too much?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited November 2016

    Why is it that people feel the need to incorrectly write words in order to indicate they have drunk too much?

    As a graphical illustration of impaired motor function, resulting from neurotransmitter inhibition as a consequence of the sedative effects of alcohol I think.

    Sorry. "Fink".
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,436
    Christ, I dread to think of the state of your cat this morning