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Any singles out there fancy a stab at this......

Hillsys UpHillsys Up
edited May 2007 in Other Football and Sports
http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/

She must be desperate.

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  • CharltonchickCharltonchick
    Jeez, any man who would ever even consider marrying that trollop deserves to catch every STD going :P
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    Send Marcus round
  • PassItToLeaburnPassItToLeaburn
    [cite]Posted By: Hillsy's Up[/cite]http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/

    She must be desperate.

    Errmmm, I'm not a single but really tempted to sign up.

    Ugly, brainless, classless, humourless and so desperate she's marrying by audition. Who in their right mind would want to marry that?
  • Hillsys UpHillsys Up
    I'd be interested to find out how many people are applying.
  • PassItToLeaburnPassItToLeaburn
    edited May 2007
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]Send Marcus round

    I dare say he's already done that.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    this is being filmed for TV and the wedding date is already set for some day in September so you won't have much time to get to know her (an advantage perhaps). JT and Benty (M) have probably already had a one night audition.
  • PassItToLeaburnPassItToLeaburn
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]JT and Benty (M) have probably already had a one night audition.

    Quite possibly simultaneously.........to save on time of course.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]JT and Benty (M) have probably already had a one night audition.

    Quite possibly simultaneously.........to save on time of course.

    and money ??
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    JT is good with the stepovers.

    Maybe on this occasion he stepped over Marcus!
  • PassItToLeaburnPassItToLeaburn
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]JT is good with the stepovers.

    Maybe on this occasion he stepped over Marcus!

    He probably got sick of Bent's moaning...
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  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    can't see Benty putting in enough effort to need to moan.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    there's definately an invitation there as well as you can download a PDF application (Please Do F**k).
  • SaladSalad
    edited May 2007
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  • CrispyCrispy
    Pathetic Dumb F**k?
  • MeddersMedders
    I've just signed WSS up... he likes the ladies...

    ;-)
  • KetmanKetman
    I might Have a go for a laugh what do you think ? After all have been single for a while now.....
  • F-BlockerF-Blocker
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]I might Have a go for a laugh what do you think ? After all have been single for a while now.....
    Do it - just remember you'll need kevlar protection for the little soldier rather than just a flourescant jacket! ;o)
  • ScoSco
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]I might Have a go for a laugh what do you think ? After all have been single for a while now.....

    Go for it Ketman! lol
  • ScoSco
    You can DJ at your own wedding reception!
  • razilrazil
    she is minging though.... good luck ketters!
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  • ScoSco
    Let's help Kets with the questions:

    Q1: What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it?

    Q2: What was your longest previous relationship and why did it finish?

    Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be...

    Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when?

    Q5: Is money important to you?

    Q6: What do you like about me? (I know, you haven't even met me yet!)

    Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on.

    Q8: Do you want children?

    Q9: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

    Q10: What are your 3 must do things in your life?

    Q11: Give 3 qualities that you think are good about you and 3 that are bad.

    Q12: Finally, why do you think you and I would make a good couple?
  • ScoSco
    Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on.

    Monty's minibus to Scunny: scun, sex (monty to watch!), sand(wiches c/o Dyer) and scotch eggs.
  • MeddersMedders
    edited May 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]Let's help Kets with the questions:
    Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be...
    Dead diiiirty

    Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when?
    Watching Monty in a layby on the A249

    Q5: Is money important to you?
    No, I expect my wife to keep me

    Q6: What do you like about me? (I know, you haven't even met me yet!)
    See Q5

    Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on.
    A day out in Blackburn, in the back of a minibus

    Q8: Do you want children?
    Can you breastfeed through silicon?

    Q9: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    In your kitchen, being your biiiatch
  • KetmanKetman
    Thing is I might actually make it onto the show as they'll want some Weedy Pigeon types as well as the more serious suitors just to make it more watchable. :-)
  • razilrazil
    serious suitors..!!??
  • SpankieSpankie
    I think Rughead has applied....

    In all honesty have you ever seen anything quite so preposterous? Ms Marsh manages to plumb yet new depths, somehow!
  • MCSMCS
    what an old banger! still throw her about the place tho!! (pulls gurn face!)
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    [cite]Posted By: Spankie[/cite]I think Rughead has applied....

    In all honesty have you ever seen anything quite so preposterous?

    what, Rughead ???
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