This week Roland wants players with left arm tattoos or beards to feature heavily in the team because Alan Turing told him in a dream this is the key to 3rd division footballing success and what customers want. Future signings will be primarily based on this criteria and if they can play a bit it will be a bonus.
Comments
Holmes: "What, like the lads in a game?"
Konza: Berk
Jacko "shut it lads, O'Loughlin is listening"
Jacko "If that woman asks me to sit next to her while she lies at one more fan Q & A I'll swing for her, I will"
Half Season CAFC Manager Ticket
Salary: Adult £100, Under 11s Free
See photo for current squad.