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RDs first email to Karl Robinson

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  • 'Karl, thanks for travelling to Paris to meet with me. I found it difficult to understand then a word you said other than your clear enthusiasm for doing what I say.

    As we say in Belgium, a shoe is not dead while the sole survives.

    I am pleased you have taken my suggestion to keep Chris onboard.

    I think there are many cheap players in Europe and Driesen can help you with finding a football team organisation for the games that utilises the best of this cheaper talent.

    I know you will work with Katrien to ensure that the playing budget is significantly reduced again in January.

    You will remember that we discussed that money from player sales does not add to this budget, it is the weekly expenses that we are most concerned with. Of course a return to the championship is ever more likely as you and Driesen work together on the new team organisation.

    Now that you have met Tony Keohane, I'm sure you agree he can help to shape the off pitch activities and matchday experience with you. Katrien has nothing but good words for him and I think you will easily be able to see what an asset to the club he is.

    I hope the matchday experiences continue to improve.

    I look forward to seeing them all at some point and to catching up with you should either the results not go your way or should some of the fans once again disturb my home town.

    I have one motto here and that is I am the boss. Other than that you are free to ask Chris if you want to change anything.

    M. Duchatelet

    FFS ! That's the last straw!

    They're even reducing the size of the budgie !
  • These emails have just made me realise that Karl has a lot in common with Karel.
  • Hi karl,

    Thank you for your call earlier. Firstly, congratulations on your long career for both Liverpool and England, that goal in Istanbul will never be forgotten. Now you have retired from professional football I hope you can relive those moments as a manager (minus the slip). I also understand you like ballet dancing, blind date, stand up comedy and your singing career in the Beatles was outstanding. Well I hope to see more of you as a pundit on sky sports news, your digs at Neville a couple of months ago were great. Anyway good luck with the job.

    You have full control apart from the management of the team.

    Kindest Regards
    Roland
  • Dear Karl,

    This will be the last email from me due to security breaches, from now on all tactics and team formations will come via What's app, I have set up a group chat with you, me, Katy and Thomas.

    If you have any of those adorable pictures of kittens feel free to send them to the group.

    Roland
  • To answer your question about bringing the fans back to Charlton and mending relationships, we have analysed that telling any popular lie, and saying "we're going to make Charlton great again" and "we're going to do great things" at every opportunity is likely to lead to a rapid short term spike in popularity. Please use these phrases, along with praising Ms Meire's running of the club, at every opportunity to boost our public image.
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