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cafcdave123

Callumcafc said:

https://twitter.com/dailymirror/status/908576317985185797

“Imagine getting nonced by a chicken nugget”

😂

MrLargo

cafcdave123 said:

Callumcafc said:

https://twitter.com/dailymirror/status/908576317985185797

“Imagine getting nonced by a chicken nugget”

😂

Or a road.

That whole article reads like the unwritten second Brass Eye paedo special.

Alwaysneil

Fucking hell. Still remember was it Noel edmonds and Phil Collins having collective sense of humour failure when shown in their Nonce Sense t-shirts

Callumcafc

https://twitter.com/cleverdics/status/1080855075256446976

guinnessaddick

https://twitter.com/plenty_of_shots/status/1081244426540892160?s=21

stackitsteve

https://twitter.com/tomvictor/status/1081286332855529472?s=21

ValleyGary

Callumcafc said:

https://twitter.com/dailymirror/status/908576317985185797

Kiddie Fiddler Chicken?

Chris_from_Sidcup

https://twitter.com/AlsBoy/status/1081586981711347714

Addickted4life

Callumcafc

https://twitter.com/leonknight_/status/1081660984924794881

ForeverAddickted

Callumcafc said:

https://twitter.com/leonknight_/status/1081660984924794881

https://twitter.com/LeonKnight_/status/1081663821842915330?s=19

guinnessaddick

https://twitter.com/0seikhuemen/status/1081861709432803329?s=20

paulie8290

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1082061142334283778?s=19

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1082061343799365632?s=19

paulie8290

https://twitter.com/Ffs_OMG/status/1082070652167823360?s=19

Chris_from_Sidcup

paulie8290 said:

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1082061142334283778?s=19

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1082061343799365632?s=19

Good excuse Wayne, very believable!

ValleyGary

The replies on the original tweet are brilliant

stackitsteve

ValleyGary said:

The replies on the original tweet are brilliant

Wayne Henazi a highlight

ForeverAddickted

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1082229069230555136?s=19

stackitsteve

https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath/status/1082256401978875904?s=21

ThreadKiller

https://twitter.com/barstooltweetss/status/1082119637221994499

ForeverAddickted

https://twitter.com/itsnotgonewell/status/1079815559481569281?s=19

buckshee

https://twitter.com/MarcusRashford/status/1082356194247929856

Dazzler21

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1082386485234544640?s=19

stackitsteve

https://twitter.com/_sjpeace_/status/1081987937993220097?s=21

stackitsteve

Fabinho out, Shaqiri in

https://twitter.com/lewisgilbert97/status/1082392820562960384?s=21

ValleyGary

stackitsteve said:

Fabinho out, Shaqiri in

https://twitter.com/lewisgilbert97/status/1082392820562960384?s=21

that is superb

Callumcafc

Listen to the accent and look at the name

https://twitter.com/nufc/status/1082650382080397313

paulie8290

https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1082659182426374145?s=19

guinnessaddick

paulie8290 said:

https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1082659182426374145?s=19

Had it covered.

Dazzler21

Callumcafc said:

Listen to the accent and look at the name

https://twitter.com/nufc/status/1082650382080397313

It'd make sense that Geordies have a somewhat cross between Northern English, Scottish and Nordic accent and hence Geordie.