Alan Pardew - 2 decades of teaching PE at a variety of girls' secondary schools. Seems to move on a bit too often, dogged by rumours of impropriety with pupils in some of his previous positions. Has an exaggerated sense of his own popularity, pupils have normally taken a dislike to him by the end of the autumn term. Drives a 15 year old Toyota Celica cabriolet but keeps his car keys on a Lamborghini key fob.
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he finished last season in the English championship with reading