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  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    DaveMehmet said:

    Would you rather have a massive pair of knockers or no bollocks

    Got both, just both are hairy.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667
    You do all realise that this is the only thread tonight that is being discussed.
    It's official we are all raving bonkers
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    Maggie love the woman
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    Would you rather have tits for bollocks or bollocks for tits?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Here from the Argument thread.

    Bollocks for tits.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    I'd rather shag a Dead Maggie Thatcher than an alive Teresa May.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,589
    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    Could I do both?
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667
    The bird from futurama with one eye.
    Or
    Ola Jordan
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Would you rather be locked inside a haunted zoo for the night or inside a 1979 Ford Cortina in Norwood for 7 days?
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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    edited December 2016
    would you rather have your balls crushed in a vice or a red hot poker up your jacksi?
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667
    ricky_otto said:

    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    I'd rather shag a Dead Maggie Thatcher than an alive Teresa May.
    You would rather shag elfs
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    DaveMehmet said:

    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    Could I do both?
    Go for it
    Love sandwich
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    Talking of bollocks
    Maggie had balls of steel
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,589
    Shag your mum or let Pardew rip it up your missus?
  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    Off_it said:

    would you rather have your balls crushed in a vice or a red hot poker up your jacksi?

    red hot pocker, I've had worse come out my arse than that.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Would you rather get feltched or do the felching?
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    DaveMehmet said:

    Shag your mum or let Pardew rip it up your missus?

    This is getting seriously sick now
    What am i even doing on here?
    Im meant to be putting the tree up with my misses
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,589
    cafcdave123 said:

    Would you rather get feltched or do the felching?

    Depends, how big are you?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    Would you rather lose a hand or an eye?
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667
    floydroadfaithfull said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Shag your mum or let Pardew rip it up your missus?

    This is getting seriously sick now
    What am i even doing on here?
    Im meant to be putting the tree up with my misses
    Putting the tree up your missus?
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    Would you rather shag Roland so hard it traumatised him and made him sell Charlton
    Or shag Katrien so well it made her fall in love with Charlton and never leave...
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    floydroadfaithfull said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Shag your mum or let Pardew rip it up your missus?

    This is getting seriously sick now
    What am i even doing on here?
    Im meant to be putting the tree up with my misses
    I honestly read that as "up my Misses"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,589
    Huskaris said:

    Would you rather shag Roland so hard it traumatised him and made him sell Charlton
    Or shag Katrien so well it made her fall in love with Charlton and never leave...

    Knowing my luck, I'd chose the Roand option but he'd end up falling love with Charlton
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667
    CafcCrazy said:

    Quick game, person underneath has to answer and post their own, a reason for your answer as well.

    Would you rather, support mill wall or palace?

    I have just given you a like.
    This thread is fucking hilarious
  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,347
    Millwall
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Would you rather work for Roland or be a vol-au-vent at a buffet attended by Sue Parkes?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,589
    Macronate said:

    Would you rather work for Roland or be a vol-au-vent at a buffet attended by Sue Parkes?

    If you were employed by Roland as a manager you probably wouldn't last as long as the vol-au-vent.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Macronate said:

    Would you rather work for Roland or be a vol-au-vent at a buffet attended by Sue Parkes?

    Sue Parkes Buffet. She would eat all the grub inside 5 mins so you wouldn't be there long.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Off_it said:

    So would you rather shag a fit birds body with your best mates head on it, or your best mates body with a fit birds head on it?

    Discuss.

    My best mate is a fit bird, so that's an easy one.

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