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    CafcCrazyCafcCrazy
    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    DaveMehmet said:

    Would you rather have a massive pair of knockers or no bollocks

    Got both, just both are hairy.
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    blackpool72blackpool72
    You do all realise that this is the only thread tonight that is being discussed.
    It's official we are all raving bonkers
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    clb74clb74
    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    Maggie love the woman
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    Off_itOff_it
    Would you rather have tits for bollocks or bollocks for tits?
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    MacronateMacronate
    Here from the Argument thread.

    Bollocks for tits.
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    I'd rather shag a Dead Maggie Thatcher than an alive Teresa May.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    Could I do both?
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    blackpool72blackpool72
    The bird from futurama with one eye.
    Or
    Ola Jordan
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    MacronateMacronate
    Would you rather be locked inside a haunted zoo for the night or inside a 1979 Ford Cortina in Norwood for 7 days?
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    Off_itOff_it
    edited December 2016
    would you rather have your balls crushed in a vice or a red hot poker up your jacksi?
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    blackpool72blackpool72
    ricky_otto said:

    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    I'd rather shag a Dead Maggie Thatcher than an alive Teresa May.
    You would rather shag elfs
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    floydroadfaithfullfloydroadfaithfull
    DaveMehmet said:

    CafcCrazy said:

    Would you rather shag Teresa may or Margaret thatcher ( when she was alive ) ?

    Could I do both?
    Go for it
    Love sandwich
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    floydroadfaithfullfloydroadfaithfull
    Talking of bollocks
    Maggie had balls of steel
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Shag your mum or let Pardew rip it up your missus?
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    CafcCrazyCafcCrazy
    Off_it said:

    would you rather have your balls crushed in a vice or a red hot poker up your jacksi?

    red hot pocker, I've had worse come out my arse than that.
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Would you rather get feltched or do the felching?
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    floydroadfaithfullfloydroadfaithfull
    DaveMehmet said:

    Shag your mum or let Pardew rip it up your missus?

    This is getting seriously sick now
    What am i even doing on here?
    Im meant to be putting the tree up with my misses
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    cafcdave123 said:

    Would you rather get feltched or do the felching?

    Depends, how big are you?
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    Off_itOff_it
    Would you rather lose a hand or an eye?
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    blackpool72blackpool72
    floydroadfaithfull said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Shag your mum or let Pardew rip it up your missus?

    This is getting seriously sick now
    What am i even doing on here?
    Im meant to be putting the tree up with my misses
    Putting the tree up your missus?
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Would you rather shag Roland so hard it traumatised him and made him sell Charlton
    Or shag Katrien so well it made her fall in love with Charlton and never leave...
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    floydroadfaithfull said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Shag your mum or let Pardew rip it up your missus?

    This is getting seriously sick now
    What am i even doing on here?
    Im meant to be putting the tree up with my misses
    I honestly read that as "up my Misses"
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Huskaris said:

    Would you rather shag Roland so hard it traumatised him and made him sell Charlton
    Or shag Katrien so well it made her fall in love with Charlton and never leave...

    Knowing my luck, I'd chose the Roand option but he'd end up falling love with Charlton
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    blackpool72blackpool72
    CafcCrazy said:

    Quick game, person underneath has to answer and post their own, a reason for your answer as well.

    Would you rather, support mill wall or palace?

    I have just given you a like.
    This thread is fucking hilarious
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    MillwallFanMillwallFan
    Millwall
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    MacronateMacronate
    Would you rather work for Roland or be a vol-au-vent at a buffet attended by Sue Parkes?
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Macronate said:

    Would you rather work for Roland or be a vol-au-vent at a buffet attended by Sue Parkes?

    If you were employed by Roland as a manager you probably wouldn't last as long as the vol-au-vent.
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Macronate said:

    Would you rather work for Roland or be a vol-au-vent at a buffet attended by Sue Parkes?

    Sue Parkes Buffet. She would eat all the grub inside 5 mins so you wouldn't be there long.
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    cafcfancafcfan
    Off_it said:

    So would you rather shag a fit birds body with your best mates head on it, or your best mates body with a fit birds head on it?

    Discuss.

    My best mate is a fit bird, so that's an easy one.
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