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Comedians that are just not funny

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  • Stewart Lee
    Really? You do surprise me...  :D  
  • Saw Arthur Smith recently at a comedy night in Covent Garden. 

    There were bits where it was almost embarrassing for me because the room was full of people who weren't native to Britain let alone South East London (Smith went to John Roan and I actually thought he was dead but I must have got him confused with someone else on Grumpy Old Men, John Peel maybe...), and I was sitting next to my wife, from Newport in Wales. 

    Put it this way, the jokes he was telling were landing massively with me and not so well with the rest of the crowd. I was in bits. 

    Shows how subjective it is. 
  • Huskaris said:
    Saw Arthur Smith recently at a comedy night in Covent Garden. 

    There were bits where it was almost embarrassing for me because the room was full of people who weren't native to Britain let alone South East London (Smith went to John Roan and I actually thought he was dead but I must have got him confused with someone else on Grumpy Old Men, John Peel maybe...), and I was sitting next to my wife, from Newport in Wales. 

    Put it this way, the jokes he was telling were landing massively with me and not so well with the rest of the crowd. I was in bits. 

    Shows how subjective it is. 
    He's brilliant isn't he.  His Arthur Smith Sings Leonard Cohen show was great!
  • Nish Kumar is a odd one, I'd describe him as consistently inconsistent. He maybe suffers from over exposure early on when he was probably still learning his craft. He is a comedian no doubt about that but he, like a lot of comedians at the moment has gone into the trapdoor of using extreme hyperbole to rip Conservative politicians apart and make his whole schtick originally all fuck the tories knowing it will get a massive response from everyone else who hates the current government which is pretty much everyone. All politicians are there to be shot at and they give loads of easy material, they are socially inept a lot of the time, they dress weirdly and stand weirdly and the way they speak makes me laugh and I totally understand going after the bunch of shitehawks in government, some balance would be welcome. Kier Starmers voice and rosy red cheeks are a start, his total lack of anything resembling conviction or policy could be another, Angela Rayner and Jess Phillips are a goldmine to take the piss out of as well 

    Dunno, I think something with good comedians is being able to pull a rabbit or two out of a hat when they are up against it a bit and I dont think Nish has that 
  • IdleHans said:
    Cannot stand Michael McIntyre but fair play mot him for being sufficiently funny to keep on pulling in prime time hosting slots, someone must like him. 
    I think it's often true that quality has an inversely proportional relationship with popularity.
    Saturday evening TV is lowest common denominator
  • I see Arthur Smith is 68 and still described as an alternative comedian!
  • Personally while I've not nothing against the current crop of stand ups, I do feel that stand ups have crowded out other forms of comedy on TV, like sketch and character comedy. I enjoy panel shows full of stand ups, but they are cheap TV.

    Where are the modern equivalent of Monty Python, Not the Nine O'clock News, Smith and Jones, Fry and Laurie, Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse, Goodness Gracious Me, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb etc on TV?
  • Feeling smug as 3 of 5  comedians I rate have not been mentioned as worst, therefore they must be the best.
    Not saying who they are.
    One that was mentioned before was Sean Lock-  I found him amusing, witty, and was capable of of surreal type of humour which I enjoyed. Usually very good on 8/10 cats. (RIP)
    The other was Billy Connelly, and he was brilliant. Frankly undeniable 

    My only conclusion is supporting CAFC/CL is bad if you want to preserve your sense of humour.
  • Let’s be honest about 90% of comedians nowadays are not funny.
  • Sean Lock and my own GOAT Billy Connolly are great shouts. Sean Lock on the show he did with Jimmy Carr talking about winning rectum of the year still makes me laugh now. What I like most about Billy is the way he tells stories using perfect visual imagery and the noises and expressions
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  • Personally while I've not nothing against the current crop of stand ups, I do feel that stand ups have crowded out other forms of comedy on TV, like sketch and character comedy. I enjoy panel shows full of stand ups, but they are cheap TV.

    Where are the modern equivalent of Monty Python, Not the Nine O'clock News, Smith and Jones, Fry and Laurie, Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse, Goodness Gracious Me, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb etc on TV?
    I always liked to listen to the comedy on Radio 4 at 6.30, but all the modern stuff has been total rubbish for some time. Mind you I also listened to "stop messing around" from the sixties and that WAS total and utter unlistenable crap.
  • There are loads, loads of really good stand ups on the comedy circuit and its a totally different experience to seeing comedy on the TV, it feels a lot more dynamic too and in these times where saying whats perceived by the rabid righteous gang to be the wrong thing, it feels a bit dangerous too 
  • seth plum said:
    A special mention to Max Boyce,who many years ago at a game at Anfield,did the halftime entertainment and spent 10 minutes taking the piss out of Charlton,even the home supporters were pissed of with him.I did write to Liverpool FC,this was the first game after Bob Paisley Died,and we Charlton supporters showed our utmost  respect and should not have put up with this.To their credit I received a lovely letter back,sharing my annoyance and was assured that Mr.Boyce was put in his place.
    Hated him ever since.
    Are you sure it was Max Boyce and not Stan Boardman?



    Max I was there Boyce was the quintessential Welshman and Rugby was his passion.

    Stan Germans bombed our chip shop in the war Boardman was a Scouser and he loved Liverpool FC.

    @thickandthin63 has been hating the wrong person for decades 🤷🏻‍♂️
    Not really,just got the names mixed up,now I recall Boyce was the guy who walked round with a giant leek,thought he was crap,so have disliked the pair of them.
  • Huskaris said:
    Saw Arthur Smith recently at a comedy night in Covent Garden. 

    There were bits where it was almost embarrassing for me because the room was full of people who weren't native to Britain let alone South East London (Smith went to John Roan and I actually thought he was dead but I must have got him confused with someone else on Grumpy Old Men, John Peel maybe...), and I was sitting next to my wife, from Newport in Wales. 

    Put it this way, the jokes he was telling were landing massively with me and not so well with the rest of the crowd. I was in bits. 

    Shows how subjective it is. 
    I need to give him a go on YouTube perhaps as i don't think he's ever made me laugh. That said, I've almost exclusively heard him doing voiceovers with crappy scripts or hosting the Balham Bash on radio 4 now and again.
  • I know you cant live in the past,but after being brought up watching Tommy Cooper,Les Dawson,Dick Emery,Tony Hancock etc.,there is no one today(other than Peter Kay in his sit coms) who makes me laugh as much as those guys did.
    So agree although a programme which we always enjoy is “Would I Lie to You” thanks to David Mitchell and Lee Mack.

    I’ve never come to terms with NZ humour which is incredibly unfunny most of the time.  The exception was the talented Billy T James even though - or perhaps because - he took the piss out of the Māoris (his own race). Apologies Seth.
    Lee Mack is one of the better of todays comedians,his original  series of not going out,were very good,but a bit stale of late.
    Yeah, Not Going Out was funny when he was trying to get the girl. Feel it lost its sense of direction once they became an item.
  • Stig said:
    I know you cant live in the past,but after being brought up watching Tommy Cooper,Les Dawson,Dick Emery,Tony Hancock etc.,there is no one today(other than Peter Kay in his sit coms) who makes me laugh as much as those guys did.
    So agree although a programme which we always enjoy is “Would I Lie to You” thanks to David Mitchell and Lee Mack.

    I’ve never come to terms with NZ humour which is incredibly unfunny most of the time.  The exception was the talented Billy T James even though - or perhaps because - he took the piss out of the Māoris (his own race). Apologies Seth.
    Lee Mack is one of the better of todays comedians,his original  series of not going out,were very good,but a bit stale of late.
    Yeah, Not Going Out was funny when he was trying to get the girl. Feel it lost its sense of direction once they became an item.
    I don't think it coped with the loss of Miranda Hart, and especially Tim Vine
  • wmcf123 said:
    Lauren Laverne , Nish Kumar
    Lauren Laverne is a DJ & TV presenter, no wonder you don't find her funny.
    That would explain a lot!   I remember when I was at uni she would appear on things like Mock the Week, so I assumed she was a bad comedian. 
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    https://youtu.be/7l1Xy4FJ_vY?si=2n4CFCXpMxUuIcWd

    Fair enough, Arthur, this one got me
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  • Most of my exposure to stand ups and things currently is through panel shows like Taskmaster and Fighting Talk. Couldn't stand Judi Love on Taskmaster. 
  • edited September 2023
    Stephen Fry is overrated.
  • Bilko said:
    Let’s be honest about 90% of comedians nowadays are not funny.
    90%!
  • PopIcon said:
    Stephen Fry is overrated.
    In every way. 

    He's a stupid person's genius. 
  • edited September 2023
    I know you cant live in the past,but after being brought up watching Tommy Cooper,Les Dawson,Dick Emery,Tony Hancock etc.,there is no one today(other than Peter Kay in his sit coms) who makes me laugh as much as those guys did.
    So agree although a programme which we always enjoy is “Would I Lie to You” thanks to David Mitchell and Lee Mack.

    I’ve never come to terms with NZ humour which is incredibly unfunny most of the time.  The exception was the talented Billy T James even though - or perhaps because - he took the piss out of the Māoris (his own race). Apologies Seth.
    The second series of NZ Taskmaster was superb.

    Guy Montgomery was really dry and quick, think I'd enjoy his stand up.
  • I know you cant live in the past,but after being brought up watching Tommy Cooper,Les Dawson,Dick Emery,Tony Hancock etc.,there is no one today(other than Peter Kay in his sit coms) who makes me laugh as much as those guys did.
    So agree although a programme which we always enjoy is “Would I Lie to You” thanks to David Mitchell and Lee Mack.

    I’ve never come to terms with NZ humour which is incredibly unfunny most of the time.  The exception was the talented Billy T James even though - or perhaps because - he took the piss out of the Māoris (his own race). Apologies Seth.
    The second series of NZ Taskmaster was superb.

    Guy Montgomery was really dry and quick think I'd enjoy his stand up.

    One of the best series of TM anywhere in the world , that whole cast was fantastic. Paul has had a few London shows 
  • Mickey Flanagan - grating phoney cockernee bullshit and very little material - with the emphasis on the cock
    Michael McIntyre - phoney posh bloke running around and shouting in a shiny suit
    Both about as funny as a dose of dysentery

  • Don't understand the love-in for Billy Connolly.  I don't know if he's funny or not because I could never understand a single word he said. Met him once. He and his motorbike were outside a pub on the Isle of Arran. I just kind of grunted as I went in and he nodded a greeting back, I couldn't face the embarrassment of being part of a conversation I had no hope of comprehending. 
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